Banter Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - play for the Melbourne board! Game over, but join the Sweet FA!

[Headless]

how do you read the match up things, doesn't make sense to me

I've been playing for two years and still don't fully understand it.

Just nod your head and pretend like it makes sense.

Welcome to qooty! Stats are kept in the background for positional changes but we don't have any way of extracting them seeing as the program is ancient AF. If you beat someone, just smile, nod and rub it in.

But if you see something like this:

"In an enthralling contest, ImissFrosty was slightly more polished than The Filth Wizard. - 84m from 16 to 100."

My understanding is you played on The Filth Wizard for a total of 84 minutes (from the 16 minute mark to the 100 minute mark), and came out on top.

 

[Cadsky]

What'd you think I mean? I still play in the under leagues

You've done well to recurve a couple of offers. You must be pretty good at this qooty thing

 

[Pickitt]

You've done well to recurve a couple of offers. You must be pretty good at this qooty thing

I did just score 4 goals...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

But if you see something like this:

"In an enthralling contest, ImissFrosty was slightly more polished than The Filth Wizard. - 84m from 16 to 100."

My understanding is you played on The Filth Wizard for a total of 84 minutes (from the 16 minute mark to the 100 minute mark), and came out on top.

TIL

 

[VeinGlorious]

Preseason dub!
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[VeinGlorious]

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LOL.

I was originally going to post that one but I couldn’t resist.

 

[Pickitt]

This is the representative team??? I thought I was captain for the season This is a different story.... Pickitt If now officially a free agent

 

[serial_thrilla]

This is the representative team??? I thought I was captain for the season This is a different story.... Pickitt If now officially a free agent

Yeah you just played for the equivalent of the All-Stars in State of Origin.

 

[Cadsky]

This is the representative team??? I thought I was captain for the season This is a different story.... Pickitt If now officially a free agent

Yes you are

 

[Pickitt]

Yes you are

Do I need a offer to join the dees in sweet FA

 

[Cadsky]

Do I need a offer to join the dees in sweet FA

You'd have to ask if they are interested in you if they didn't pm you

 

[Barrybran]

Do I need a offer to join the dees in sweet FA

Do you need an offer? No. But the team you choose will be the team you post with week in week out so if there were any posters this week that take your fancy, reach out to them and find out what team they're on.

 

[Pickitt]

Wheres the sweetFA board at?

 

[Barrybran]

Wheres the sweetFA board at?

NaturalDisaster....

Here mate - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forums/the-sweet-f-a-sfa-fantasy-footy-league.30/

 

[philreich]

No fun around here mate

Qooty is a serious business

Indeed - qooty is NOT a matter of life and death: it's far more important than that......

 

[Senor M]

Yeah you just played for the equivalent of the All-Stars in State of Origin.

Are you saying that this is the team the SFA put together AFTER the ALL-SFA team all pulled out because of "niggling injuries"?

But in all seriousness to the Melbourne board, as others have said above join the SFA team of the posters you've most enjoyed during the week. You'll end up reading & posting alongside them every week and the SFA is much more enjoyable when you get along with your team mates.

 

[philreich]

A fantastic job you did this week mate. Thank you

Hear hear - well done Headless!!!

 

[Headless]

Hear hear - well done Headless!!!

Thanks also to Proper Gander Crimson Azure TheCount for facilitating.

Would love to see you both sign up for the real thing, CA and TheCount.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Cheers Dees, thanks for having us this week. Hope to see some of you over at the SFA board.

I think today has taught all of us the I cannot defend for sh*t.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Just reading through the game now, I've been a passenger in the first. Channelling my inner Toump!

Better lift in the 2nd!

 

[Barrybran]

Just reading through the game now, I've been a passenger in the first. Channelling my inner Toump!

Better lift in the 2nd!

Quit now. It doesn't get much better.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Half time TV interview with Crimson Azure:

Richo: 'How would you rate your and the teams first half?

Crimson: Well the team as a whole has been sloppy but I especially like to call out Toump Ass and Proper Gander for butchering the ball. I mean, I was pathetic but at least I promised to play bruise free footy after my bender last night. I mean you just can't put that much booze into your body and have the coaches expect you to perform. The leadership group of myself, Headless, Proper Gander and TheCount has been the quintessential version of the blind leading the blind.

Richo: What about the coaching moves?:

Crimson: Field Marshall Haig had more game day moves than them. Hey, if we,ve done the exact same thing 17 times before they'll never expect it an 18th time! I'm sorry Richo, I'm not usually this positive but the fact we for the most part kicked in the right direction has me feeling we'll only lose by a few goals today and can get on the beers to rehab!

Richo: Any last comments:

Crimson: Yeah, heading to a club after the game and they better bloody provide me with a drink card, I'm kind of a big deal! And never select me in SC.

 

[Dory_77]

Real Dean Bailey 2009 vibes with Charlie Spargo

9

Charlie Spargo

Age

24

Ht

172cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.3

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.0

1star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.6

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

going into the ruck in the last with a lead.

 

[Crimson Azure]

I was absent in the second half with -27% DE.