Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - The Bulldogs Board vs the Sweet FA

[serial_thrilla]

This completes the defence for the Dogs side, one more midfield spot to go....

Current Bulldogs Board side:

B: X_box_X - weltschmerz - maddog37
HB: Northernsoul74 - Bulldogs85 - Dogs_r_barking
C: Cooney - Virgin Dog - dogwatch
HF: BallaratBulldog - Testekill - mofra
F: stefoid - Th3 DoG FaTh3R - adogsfan5

Foll: Mike - Deadly Dunkley - TBA

Int: TedDougChris - fitzroybowiedog

We now cross live to footage of serial_thrilla upon learning he has an opponent....

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sigh

Looks like maddog37 and I will have to get to know each other then...

 

[Tonga Bob]

That’s what happens when you get overrun by cabbages.

Probably why they don't have the sprouts.

Lettuce not waste our time with Norf and get back to shitposting about Footscray.

 

[TedDougChris]

This game will start around 8.30pm tonight, hopefully....

Assuming no major utensil ups between now and then.....

which might be optimistic...

 

[DenieD]

This game will start around 8.30pm tonight, hopefully....

Assuming no major utensil ups between now and then.....

which might be optimistic...

We have 2 full teams of 20 grown men. There is 100% chance at least one has a utensil up.

 

[philreich]

We have 2 full teams of 20 grown men. There is 100% chance at least one has a utensil up.

And whichever team has the better testicular fortitude tonight will win the game.

 

[T2B_]

And whichever team has the better testicular fortitude tonight will win the game.

Harsh on the eunochs of the league...

 

[GWS Goose]

Bad news for the Gumbies.......

We are made of Clay.

When the heat turns up, we harden up

 

[weltschmerz]

Harsh on the eunochs of the league...

And me, specifically.

 

[GWS Goose]

That’s what happens when you get overrun by cabbages.

Id have went spuds.
Either gag works.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Reasons I like you lot:

1. I wrote a game preview about you which was good I guess (https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...dove-a-optus-stadium-comprate-da-afl.1270899/)
2. Bulldogs are an awesome mascot for a footy team (Souths are better tho)
3. I bought Bob Murphy’s autobiography for $3 at a second hand shop because he now works for Freo (do Matthew Boyd
   Matthew Boyd

   Age

   41

   Ht

   184cm

   Wt

   88kg

   Pos.

   Def

   Career

   Season

   Last 5

   D

   25.0

   5star

   K

   13.5

   5star

   HB

   11.6

   5star

   M

   5.1

   5star

   T

   3.4

   5star

   MG

   452.0

   5star

   No current season stats available

   D

   7.0

   2star

   K

   3.4

   2star

   HB

   3.6

   3star

   M

   1.6

   2star

   T

   1.0

   3star

   or Simon Garlick
   Simon Garlick

   Age

   49

   Ht

   177cm

   Wt

   79kg

   Pos.

   Mid

   Career

   Season

   Last 5

   D

   13.6

   3star

   K

   9.4

   4star

   HB

   4.2

   3star

   M

   3.4

   3star

   T

   1.7

   4star

   No current season stats available

   D

   9.6

   3star

   K

   5.2

   2star

   HB

   4.4

   4star

   M

   2.4

   3star

   T

   1.0

   3star

   have books btw?)
4. Brad Hardie & Nicky Winmar and the English lad played for you
5. Franco Cozzo lives there
6. There’s a restaurant In Footscray called Harambe which is funny cos f*ck gorillas hey?
7. cooney

 

[Senor M]

sigh

Looks like maddog37 and I will have to get to know each other then...

Good body.

But I've seen better....

 

[_Mike_]

What did we win?

 

[TedDougChris]

What did we win?

(Game actually played tonight at 8.30pm (ish))

 

[Metalcrusher]

What did we win?

Haven't played yet, but you still win PMBangers for the night. Look at you go Mike

 

[PMBangers]

Haven't played yet, but you still win PMBangers for the night. Look at you go Mike

_Mike_ would you like the clownsuit for an extra $20?

 

[TedDougChris]

Haven't played yet, but you still win PMBangers for the night. Look at you go Mike

We cross live now to footage of _Mike_

 

[weltschmerz]

_Mike_ would you like the clownsuit for an extra $20?

Skipping the green M&M outfit?

 

[PMBangers]

Skipping the green M&M outfit?

I worry I'd just have a stroke if I saw myself in a mirror

 

[_Mike_]

We cross live now to footage of _Mike_

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cond on TDC.. at least post the right gif /homergorillamask.gif

 

[dogwatch]

We have 2 full teams of 20 grown men.

Dogs_r_barking and weltschmerz to get the 3 and 2 votes tonight.

 

[CursingFijian]

And me, specifically.

You specifically will be reduced to my personal step ladder. It’s not too late to ask for a softer position.

 

[TedDougChris]

You specifically will be reduced to my personal step ladder. It’s not too late to ask for a softer position.

That’s JoshWoodenSpoon ’s job !!!

 

[maddog37]

Can I do a hamstring in the warm up and head to the bar?

 

[philreich]

You specifically will be reduced to my personal step ladder. It’s not too late to ask for a softer position.

It's the only way the Saints will climb a ladder .

 

[Barrybran]

Can I do a hamstring in the warm up and head to the bar?

No need mate. We've got an esky on the bench.