Team Moustache

[CTreleven]

Who would you include in a team of players who wore moustaches?

So far I have:

B: ______, Chris Mew, Mick Malthouse (not sure if he had mo during playing days)
HB: Derek Kickett, Peter Knights, Sean Wight
C: Dipper, _______, _______
HF: ____, Roger Merrett, _____
F: _____, Gary Ablett, ______
R:_____, Leigh Matthews, _____

INT:

 

[Bollox]

Malthouse certainly did. Bryan Wood on the wing had a better one tho.

Was a time when most had one.
Some iconic bewdy's to choose from...

Bernie Quinlan CHF Fitz
Kelvin Moore FB Haw
John Rantall BP Sth
David Dench FB Nth
Disco Roach FF Rich
Peter Buzzzzustow RR Carl
Carl Ditterich Ruck StK


Worst by an VFL/AFL player in history....Jordan McMahon. More like a classical Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Ted_Striker]

Mark Browning SthMelb/Sydney
Two of the Morwood bros. Shane and Tony...Not sure about Paul.
McQualter's for the Saints early on was a shocker.
Biq Q had the best one going,real 70's pornstar look that has now turned into a full beard complete with neck beard.

I've been watching footy since '77 and have seen some shockers over the years.

 

[Damon_3388]

Phil Carman
Sam Newman (late career)
Garry Sidebottom
Alex Jesaulenko (late career)
Bruce Duperouzel
Ken Hunter
David Cloke
Roger Merrett ('80s)
Derek Kickett
Bruce Doull (full beard too)
Bruce Nankervis
Ron Barassi (as coach)
Jim Jess (full beard too)
Brent Crosswell (North Melbourne days)
Malcolm Blight
Graham Teasdale (nice manicured beard too)
Warren Jones

Most seem to be from around the same era My Dad was in his 20s/30s during the 1970s and '80s, and he was partial to a moustache at that time too, so I suppose it was just the common trend for men in those days.

 

[Jesus Baulks]

 

[Ted_Striker]

Phil Carman
Sam Newman (late career)
Garry Sidebottom
Alex Jesaulenko (late career)
Bruce Duperouzel
Ken Hunter
David Cloke
Roger Merrett ('80s)
Derek Kickett
Bruce Doull (full beard too)
Bruce Nankervis
Ron Barassi (as coach)
Jim Jess (full beard too)
Brent Crosswell (North Melbourne days)
Malcolm Blight
Graham Teasdale (nice manicured beard too)
Warren Jones

Most seem to be from around the same era My Dad was in his 20s/30s/ during the 1970s and '80s, and he was partial to a moustache at that time too, so I suppose it was just the common trend for men in those days.

There were more full beards in that era...
My whole family were SthMelb/Sydney supporters.
I was the only maggie in the family.
My sister was in the Sth Melb cheer squad and tried to convert/bribe me with a Sth.Melb autograph book. I was only 5 in '77 and had all the Sth.Melb players autographs.I used to cut a picture out of the Sun newspaper and paste it next to the players autograph so I would remember who's signature it was.

I never thought anything about it for years until my sister moved up to Sydney and was moving the stuff out of her house and found that autograph book. I still have it now,some absolute shocking examples of facial hair all the way through it ...lol great times..

 

[NQTIGER]

perfect tash and preperation for a game

 

[krisholio14]

Are we sticking with mo only and no beard?

Val Perovic has to be in the side.

Greg Wells had an absolute shocker there for a while. Now I think about it KB had a shocking wispy one back in the late 60's/early 70's as well.

Carlton fans can correct me heere but i'm pretty sure Wayne Harmes sported one in the second half of his career.

Others that haven't been mentioned....Ray Shaw, Russell Muir, Robert Shaw, Ken Mansfield, Robert Elphinstone, Ray Byrne, Nathan Carroll, Rod Maynard, David Marshall, Austin McCrabb, Ross Henshaw, Ian Paton, Warwick Irwin, David McMahon....

 

[giantsully]

Worst by an VFL/AFL player in history....Jordan McMahon. More like a classical Dirty Sanchez.

Cough, Scott Pendlebury, cough.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Cough, Scott Pendlebury, cough.

Lynden Dunn.

 

[Eth]

Lynden Dunn.

He actually dyed it black last year.

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Ray Shaw, for definites:

 

[jefffff34]

Tony Antrobus surely....

Could only find a young North Adelaide version of it though....

 

[local]

Gary Dempsey

Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

 

[Wallaby]

Does anyon have a photo of Ben Buckley (head of FFA) from his North Melbourne playing days?

The most awesome beard/mo combo I think I've seen on a footy field.

Jezza had the 'Eastern European mafia' look down pretty well.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Winner!:

If the team is based on ability, can't see him getting near it.
But if the team is based on mo awesomeness, Chopper should be a shoo-in.

 

[Gibbsy]

Another nomination for Dunn... it's just dirty.

 

[local]

Dipper would have to be captain

 

[ioppolo]

 

[Inciting Violence]

Does anyone have a picture of Jack Watts from a week or two ago, he had a pretty sweet mo going on.

 

[Monkey King]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Rhodesy_Blues]

Rhys O'Keeffe and Brock McLean had some pretty filthy mo's in Movember of last year.

 

[Bollox]

Does anyone have a picture of Jack Watts from a week or two ago, he had a pretty sweet mo going on.

huh ?..one of the worst looking bits of bum fluff i;ve ever seen.

 

[stellation]

That looks like someone took the "mix 2 players" thread seriously and mixed Nick Malceski with Jesse White then traded the result to the Weagles.