The 2017 Ridiculous Trade Thread - Now with extra Nuff!

[Russian Demon]

Come one come all. For all of those Main Board and other club lurkers, we now have a location to collate and laugh at the most ridiculous trades proposed by supporters and the media alike.

So post the most insanely one sided/deluded/nonsensical proposed trades here and we can all delight in the laughing academy that is BigFooty.

To keep it humourous, i propose we try for real (or seemingly real) suggestions.... the old Hogan + Petracca + Viney + Gawn for Minson classics can stay out methinks.

 

[Topkent]

Ballantyne for Hogan

Ballas kicked way more goals than Hogan in his career

 

[Ablett2Garland]

the afl facebook comments will be filled with many as the season starts ending.

 

[Hotdees]

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Ballantyne for Hogan

Ballas kicked way more goals than Hogan in his career

played finals as well so we'd have to throw in a pick according to certain Essendon halfwits

 

[Capt_Concussion]

Seriously, if someone offered us good enough picks for Hogan i'd think about it. Needs a reality check, the boy does.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Oh. My. God.

 

[ThaiBarmats]

Fyfe for Hogan

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Can we keep this 'banter' off our board gents? Theo X and Jade

 

[JP2]

I remember a couple of years ago the saints fans were whipping themselves up into a frenzy, convinced GWS were about to trade them picks 4, 6 and 7 in exchange for pick 1. And I mean they weren't just suggesting it as a potential trade, they really were creaming themselves in anticipation that it was about to happen.

There aren't many fan-bases on BF more delusional than that lot.

 

[Topkent]

I remember a couple of years ago the saints fans were whipping themselves up into a frenzy, convinced GWS were about to trade them picks 4, 6 and 7 in exchange for pick 1. And I mean they weren't just suggesting it as a potential trade, they really were creaming themselves in anticipation that it was about to happen.

There aren't many fan-bases on BF more delusional than that lot.

I found myself blocking alot of saints posters, just put plugger on block for saying hickey has as much upside as Natanui ... if someone could teach Natanui where to run he would have the most upside of anyone in the competition

 

[Xenthor]

I would suggest Terlich for a 4th rounder but people will just laugh at me

 

[Russian Demon]

My favourite so far is Jarrod Witts for a top 10 pick.

 

[Headless]

"should go after Christian salem for hibberd we go the same church and he is mad essendon as a kid and father is very high up at essendon membership level wants to come to Essendon maybe devalued himself on purpose"

Seriously worth making your way over to the Essendon board.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"should go after Christian salem for hibberd we go the same church and he is mad essendon as a kid and father is very high up at essendon membership level wants to come to Essendon maybe devalued himself on purpose"

Seriously worth making your way over to the Essendon board.

So, this person is pretty much saying if i went out, seeked an illness, lets say aids, it would help me get to dream my job?

I dunno.

 

[Simon_Says]

Dees inquire for Heeney.
Brawshaw and Heeney are mates.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Their 2nd rounder is probably slight unders for hibberd.

Would this be reasonable?

Essendon out: Hibberd + 2nd rounder
Melbourne out: 1st rounder + 2nd rounder

Essendon in: 1st rounder + 2nd rounder
Melbourne in: Hibberd + 2nd rounder

If only we had a first rounder, I'd do that in a heart beat.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Dees inquire for Heeney.
Brawshaw and Heeney are mates.

Ollie Wines! He's coming home!

 

[Marc_Remillard]

2nd rounder for Hibberd, how crazy is that?

 

[Tempy Tiger]

Andrew Swallow to GC. JOM to North. Swallow brothers play in the same team, Norf get a midfield jet to mix up their one paced midfield. Won't happen because Swallow is Norths captain and well loved but it would be close to win win I reckon. North would have to add a sweetener. Maybe Harvey, Petrie, Dal Santo and Burrito.

 

[Supermercado]

I would suggest Terlich for a 4th rounder but people will just laugh at me

Depends what it's a fourth rounder in. The Oak Park Tennis Club mixed doubles tournament?

 

[deeco]

Time to bust out this old chestnut again...

 

[mrmonkey]

Hogan for that Fitzpatrick guy at Hawthorn.

 

[Bluelegs]

"should go after Christian salem for hibberd we go the same church and he is mad essendon as a kid and father is very high up at essendon membership level wants to come to Essendon maybe devalued himself on purpose"

Seriously worth making your way over to the Essendon board.

He ****ing willed that thyroid problem so he could play with this years spooners among a bunch of returning drug cheats

 

[The Professor]

Jaegar omeara traded for Angus brayshaw.
Tyronne vickery for Chris dawes.
Jarman impey for Alex Neal bullen.

 

[steve0908]

Jetta T Mac Frost
Melksham O Mac Hibberd
Salem Jones Tyson
Vince Hogan Petracca
Garlett Weidemen Watts
Gawn Brayshaw Viney
Kent Trengrove Stretch Hunt