Game Day The 2025 Draft Day Thread

[UseR2006]

And a song to sing as we watch,

Hey Matty Clarke by Kevin (Random260) Wilson :

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

If I wanted a stupid ruckman type, I would’ve bloody asked
And this half back flank and temu mid, you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed the bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, SGIO is dirty too

Next time I come to see ya, I’m going to punch you in the guts
And I’ll sack the other recruiting knobs and kick Toddy in the nuts
You just wait 'til next year when you go back to the draft
And me and me little GIO come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it

Hey Pyke and Woosh you smell his breath
And check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him eagles fans 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a ****ing useless campaigner and he's not even very bright
'Cause the stupid ****in' w***er, forgot me ****in' Sharp

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD

 

[HoneyBadger35]

 

[jdisc]

Zane Puker is not a real person. You made this up.

AFL 26 generated name

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Zane Puker is not a real person. You made this up.

The article for his debut game better be “Peucker Up”

 

[Jootube]

So we needed a genuine mid, with multiple left on the board, and we've picked an injured winger who averaged 11 touches in the Coates Talent League.

 

[kempy]

Zane Puker is not a real person. You made this up.

Sick making.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Love Fox Footy still going the Big Vic Club narrative and asking our boys about moving all the way over to Perth.

 

[stallon]

bid pending...

 

[Shifty1]

This the Williams bid?

 

[Truckosaurus]

I find myself underwhelmed by this draft, after being underwhelmed by last year's draft.

I don’t know, maybe it's me and not them.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

The draft is a flat circle. Stronger than last year's.

 

[bs9594]

Allen + pick 29 (Allen)
for
Allen + pick 4 (CDT)

seems a pretty good deal fo rus

 

[kane249]

101cm!!!!

The top 5 record results at the combine for running vertical

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Brett Burtonesque?

 

[Shifty1]

Or Banfield?

 

[Mop]

Ison?

 

[Mop]

Brett Burtonesque?

There’s a name we haven’t heard for a long while. Really rated the Birdman.

 

[sharps24]

Just take Banfield at 34 and go home.

 

[Proeagle]

"you've been drafted how do you feel"

what do you think mate

And - who have you got with you, are they friends and family?

 

[amazingjoshy]

Oh come on

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

lol the AFL dot com lady just said "not every player is able to end up with the club they're tied to"

yeah unless they're from the Gold Coast Academy then it's a match rate of 100%

 

[stallon]

Who

 

[amazingjoshy]

Lol another who?

 

[TerryFilk]

TYLER PRINGLE

WERE SAFE

 

[Mop]

Yeah right. Another very very unfancied prospect

 

[quackish]

Who are these players bro

 

[Byron_Clanger]

People are mad about us not taking Greeves. He's a slow big bodied mid who doesn't run defensively and has endurance issues. He's literally Harley but without everything that makes Harley, Harley.

He's best suited at a club that's already professionally well run so they can try and knock the bad habits out of him than dropping him into a one win club with bad habits galore.