Game Day The 2025 Draft Day Thread

[UseR2006]

And a song to sing as we watch,

Hey Matty Clarke by Kevin (Random260) Wilson :

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

If I wanted a stupid ruckman type, I would’ve bloody asked
And this half back flank and temu mid, you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed the bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, SGIO is dirty too

Next time I come to see ya, I’m going to punch you in the guts
And I’ll sack the other recruiting knobs and kick Toddy in the nuts
You just wait 'til next year when you go back to the draft
And me and me little GIO come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it

Hey Pyke and Woosh you smell his breath
And check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him eagles fans 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a ****ing useless campaigner and he's not even very bright
'Cause the stupid ****in' w***er, forgot me ****in' Sharp

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD

 

[amazingjoshy]

Rank 80 according to Fox

Ablest still talking him up

 

[Eastern Rangers]

So we needed a genuine mid, with multiple left on the board, and we've picked an injured winger who averaged 11 touches in the Coates Talent League.

But he's a 182cm Chris Judd with no inside game.

 

[darksquare]

We sure as hell haven't had a vanilla draft. Every pick a high upside, but a bit of risk there too.

 

[Astro7]

A winger with average disposal...

speed, agility, endurance and overhead skills

 

[bombard]

I know that this is a thankless task for the TV guys who have to fill a lot of dead airtime - but my god, the insights and banter is just dreadful.

 

[Mr Q]

Geelong.

Something campaignerish this way comes.

 

[WCErevival]

Was Sam Allen a Father/Son of Oscar?

 

[Dylan82]

Magpies bid on academy midfielder T.Prindable - Lions do not match...

 

[Roobs321]

TYAN another of the endless horde of Ty-spellings

 

[bUCKET__]

Can't wait for Tyan Prindable to go head-to-head with Zane Peucker

 

[bzparkes]

Rank 80 according to Fox

Ablest still talking him up

Shifter also can't understand why WCE didn't bid on him with pick 1.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Surely, SURELY we trade 34 into the future barring any bid from Geelong.

Stockpile picks and match a bid on someone as needed.

 

[amazingjoshy]

Geelong will definitely do something campaignery

 

[Boots73]

Time for Poo or NHH to drop

 

[jdisc]

I know that this is a thankless task for the TV guys who have to fill a lot of dead airtime - but my god, the insights and banter is just dreadful.

back in the day the draft used to just fly though, each club got 2 minutes and would read off their selections

 

[RookiePick]

Welcome Sam Allen. Whoever the heck you are

 

[squashface]

No bid wow

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Rank 80 according to Fox

Ablest still talking him up

Been a crazy run of blokes in the 60/70/80s. Allen at 35 one of the highest rated of tonight’s crop.

Not sure going to the mocks thus far.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Zane Puker is not a real person. You made this up.

I said I wanted him Yesterday. Best of the 980 odd names.

 

[BeornJ]

And - who have you got with you, are they friends and family?

Nah, these guys have been squatting in the garage the past few months. Please call the police. I'm scared

 

[bzparkes]

Predictable.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Umm do we take Tylah or just hope he Cat Bs himself

 

[new breed]

What happens now Eagles ??!!

 

[dinnaz]

Geelong

 

[amazingjoshy]

Geelong will definitely do something campaignery

Or just pick Max Holmes brother