Society & Culture The Bigfooty Guide to Getting the Woman of Your Desire (Part 5)

[bombermick]

I hope someone in this thread will know the answer. I've got this story I'm working on, and I need to know about hookers, for accuracy's sake. Is it true they don't let you kiss them, or is that just an old wives tale?

Remember - to save embarrassment, anyone with the answer can just say their 'friend' went to one.

 

[magic_johnson!]

Or they could make up a lie about how they learnt from writing a story

 

[Probst]

I hope someone in this thread will know the answer. I've got this story I'm working on, and I need to know about hookers, for accuracy's sake. Is it true they don't let you kiss them, or is that just an old wives tale?

Remember - to save embarrassment, anyone with the answer can just say their 'friend' went to one.

I believe its more to do with the transmission of oral disease (ie. herpes), which is why they make you wear a condom as well.

It dosnt matter for me though, showing my Probst makes any girl swoon

 

[Mr Gor]

Plus there's no size condom for probst

 

[TheSituation23]

for anyone who frequents to dakota or orange whip in ringwood dont you find that for such a un-classy place the girls who go there hold themselves as if there all 9's and 10's.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Met a chick out last weekend in very random circumstances, and she too gave me her email. I was WTF'ing as i've never encountered this before, what is the general gist with this?

The story is as follows...

I reckon she was keen based on the introduction.

The way I read it is that she thinks that your interest in her might be purely professional, for example did you mention you were looking for work (if you are, that is)?

Send her an email asking if she wants to catch up.

 

[magic_johnson!]

Or she doesn't have a mobile, how long had she been here?

 

[bombermick]

Or they could make up a lie about how they learnt from writing a story

I knew someone would say that. Thanks to Probst who at least gave me a serious answer. I'll try to help some of the younger fellas out-

-Unless you won the genetic lottery, or have the gift of the gab - you almost certainly won't pick up that 9 or 10 you saw last week at the club.

-Forget learning pick-up techniques or picking up girls at clubs. Depending on point 1 you'll have varying degrees of success, but in a few years you won't give a s**t, and neither will anybody else. Become the type of guy the woman of your dreams would want to date. So the boring s**t - study hard, get a good job and keep in shape.

 

[Gus]

I hope someone in this thread will know the answer. I've got this story I'm working on, and I need to know about hookers, for accuracy's sake. Is it true they don't let you kiss them, or is that just an old wives tale?

Remember - to save embarrassment, anyone with the answer can just say their 'friend' went to one.

They don't let you. I went there with a mate and that was a question I asked him almost straight after.

In the meantime while I waited for him to do the deed I just chilled in the lobby. it was awkward and I was almost bored enough to decide to pay for one myself.

 

[bombermick]

They don't let you. I went there with a mate and that was a question I asked him almost straight after.

In the meantime while I waited for him to do the deed I just chilled in the lobby. it was awkward and I was almost bored enough to decide to pay for one myself.

I figured, as strippers barely let you touch them. Sex with no kissing must be so strange. Quite a few years ago I delivered pizzas for some extra $$ and a couple of brothels were nearby, and I always found it strange that some of the girls were no better than a 6.

I thought the point was to have sex with a goddess who would normally never give you a second look?

Anyway, back to learning how to pick up girls you don't have to pay for

 

[Gus]

I figured, as strippers barely let you touch them. Sex with no kissing must be so strange. Quite a few years ago I delivered pizzas for some extra $$ and a couple of brothels were nearby, and I always found it strange that some of the girls were no better than a 6.

I thought the point was to have sex with a goddess who would normally never give you a second look?

I think brothels are more there just for blokes to go get their end in. The selection at this brothel I at wasn't great. I guess their main clientel would be drunks like my mate.

The goddesses would likely be callgirls who come to you and who you are paying a ****load more for. These girls would be the girls that some of the high rollers around town are paying for.

 

[standingroomonly]

I figured, as strippers barely let you touch them. Sex with no kissing must be so strange. Quite a few years ago I delivered pizzas for some extra $$ and a couple of brothels were nearby, and I always found it strange that some of the girls were no better than a 6.

I thought the point was to have sex with a goddess who would normally never give you a second look?

Anyway, back to learning how to pick up girls you don't have to pay for

I dated a stripper for a while and she had a few friends that were strippers who'd crossed over to working as escorts. Never having used a prostitute in australia (i have in Rio/Thailand) i asked a few questions.

They do kiss they called it "The Girlfriend Experience" as opposed to the "pr0n Star Experience". The escort friend said since they were charging a higher rate ($500+ an hour) it screened a lot of the scumbags out and even then they normally met clients in public before going to a hotel so if she didn't like the look of them she'd decline the booking.

I'm not sure about girls who work in brothels, i assume it's something you could pay extra for.

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

I dated an ex whore (believe it or not whore/whoring was the preferred title ) for a while :O, thankfully she'd moved on from that before I met her though.

Everyones got their own personal rules. Some might kiss, some might not, some take it up the shitter, others don't etc etc.

At the end of the day they're still people, and they have boundary's just like everyne else, so obviously depends on each girl.

A bloke I worked for once had hired a prossy, got a blowjob, and after she's finished the work, she went up for a kiss, and he gave her one. D:

Lovely stuff that :/

 

[bombermick]

I've now completely derailed the thread, but I have to know something

How the hell do you date a stripper/hooker? Sure, she's almost certainly the hottest girl in your group of mates, but even stripping would make the average guy very jealous. At least you're the only one who knows the stripper's real name

 

[Poetic Justice]

for anyone who frequents to dakota or orange whip in ringwood dont you find that for such a un-classy place the girls who go there hold themselves as if there all 9's and 10's.

Ab-so-****in-lutely! I always felt that inner suburban nightclubs should be a great playground for picking up local girls. However, I've never encountered more difficulty than at Dakota tbh. Can't say much about orange whip 'cause I've never really gone there.

I think the girls mostly know its a meat market so they can be stubborn.

 

[THRILLHO]

One of my mates is currently dating a stripper.

I probably would too if the situation arose. It's completely different to hooking. And, if I were a good looking girl I'd be stripping every night.

 

[Gus]

I've now completely derailed the thread, but I have to know something

How the hell do you date a stripper/hooker? Sure, she's almost certainly the hottest girl in your group of mates, but even stripping would make the average guy very jealous. At least you're the only one who knows the stripper's real name

A lot of people would be put off by it. Or jealous. I'd probably be one, I wouldn't like a girl I'm with ****ing randoms for money or even just stripping.

Others would be more accepting though.

 

[BEEG]

Had a few mates dates strippers they all seem to be very secreative and seem to be big time hoes sending naked pictures out to anybody who they have interest in

I believe a big percentage have issue's and can not be trusted

I would not have a problem dating a stripper i would have a huge problem dating a pro

 

[King Elvis]

Same.

Strippers in Qld as well, where you're allowed to touch, would probably put me off.

I know a few strippers; one is an accountant, one is a real estate agent, one is a pyschologist - all nice, intelligent girls. Another one is a stripper, and that's it, and she's an idiot.

 

[standingroomonly]

I've now completely derailed the thread, but I have to know something

How the hell do you date a stripper/hooker? Sure, she's almost certainly the hottest girl in your group of mates, but even stripping would make the average guy very jealous. At least you're the only one who knows the stripper's real name

Yeah it was a little strange. I met her while she was working so from the start I (and my mates...) knew what she did so i think that made it easier.

I'd finished work about 2am and got a call from a group of mates who'd cleaned up at the casino and were at Spearmint and we hassling me to come along. I said i'd pop in for a couple of beers.

My friends were "that group" of guys at the club pissing away all their winnings buying drinks for everyone etc. and they bought me a dance with "Sapphire". I was stone cold sober at this point and just started talking while she was doing her thing and near the end of the dance she started rubbing my pockets and i thought she was trying to grab my wallet! She pulled my phone out and sent herself a text and told me to call and take her out to dinner that week.

Copped a bit from my mates initially but they got over it, family didn't care although we ran with her day job when she met some of the older family.

It was a different relationship as she was always flush with cash and trying to pay for dinner, buy me expensive gifts etc. but i'm pretty traditional and like to pay for things but eventually we found a middle ground.

We dated for about 6 months then she had an offer for her day job that meant she'd have to move to Brisbane, it was too good to say no and that was it. We still catch up whenever she's in Melbourne.

 

[bombermick]

I think almost every guy would become strippers if they could- but the thought of your gf having another all over her would send me bonkers. There is one T**ty bar in Melbourne that lets you do everything but any sex act (won't name them in case they're not allowed to), and I know I couldn't handle that.

As Elvis says a lot of them are very smart, but there's also a lot who are clueless - and who are finished once their body starts to sag.

 

[poweredup]

Will be intredasted to see how powereup goes.

And I posted about it in the old 'One Night Stand' thread; but the ugliest girl I've picked up - I got halfway back to hers in a cab, sobered up enough to realise wtf I was doing, so bolted from the cab at the next set of lights.

Not so well, texted her Friday night when I knew she would be out drinking, to see where she was, she said she was on her way home as she had to get up early to do a walk up Mt Lofty - not sure, could have been the case, but a bit uncertain now, thinking I am in the "friend zone".

 

[King Elvis]

Sounds believable.

I'd give it one more chance - maybe just roll the dice and ask her out for dinner/drinks mate?

As before, if it doesn't work out, at least you'll be able to move on to the next one.

 

[afl genius]

Ab-so-****in-lutely! I always felt that inner suburban nightclubs should be a great playground for picking up local girls. However, I've never encountered more difficulty than at Dakota tbh. Can't say much about orange whip 'cause I've never really gone there.

I think the girls mostly know its a meat market so they can be stubborn.

Really? I have found Dakota to be the easiest place to pick up, almost a guarantee. All the girls are head cases though

 

[poweredup]

Sounds believable.

I'd give it one more chance - maybe just roll the dice and ask her out for dinner/drinks mate?

As before, if it doesn't work out, at least you'll be able to move on to the next one.

Bingo !! date locked in with the babelicious 9

Now the problem really begins, she has agreed to catch up Thursday night, but no arrangements have been made as yet, just an informal "do you want to catch up on Thursday" response - "yeah ok",

So not sure what she will be expecting a proper date like dinner, or soemthing more casual like drinks or grab an ice cream and go for a walk down the beach?

So don't know where to go, what to do, or FFS even what to wear, this is getting way too hard now, if I take her to dinner she might think it over the top.

I am thinking drinks at a trendy pub, and grab something to eat there if it works out that way and hopefully the walk down the beach later .........

maybe I am overthinking this, I usually don't stress so much but I really like this chick and want to get it right and want the night to end well.

Any advice would be appreciated