The Boredom Thread

[RoosterLad]

Listening to the 12th man at the moment, god I love it:

Bill: Jeez, we're not talking about killing him. Haven't you seen the Tendon Quarantino movie?

He's my hero.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Never fear, Tarks is (...)

 

[walkers a legend]

Just back from hawks training got buddy and a few other signatures.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

(...) should read "here". I'm half expecting Nerf to say infinately inferior to Swanny.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

(...) should read "here". I'm half expecting Nerf to say infinately inferior to Swanny.

I twasn't here.

Tarks tehsuck. Cost us the game. Sif give Corrie a free kick right in front of goal. You much tehsuck Tarks!

But bad luck Pies. We tried. Stupid umps. Much tehsuck to them too.

Infact they deserve a good ol' fashion...

 

[Rick18]

I'm gonna stand back for a couple minutes...at least Swan scored an even 100 for DT

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I'm gonna stand back for a couple minutes...at least Swan scored an even 100 for DT

I just checked, and he got 109. And he was my captain. So mozeltov to you Swanny.

Bring on next round.

 

[thatday]

Disgraceful, the umpiring in the last quater, amazed. Those umps better hope I don't see them at all this week. So help me God I will chase them with a cricket bat.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Disgraceful, the umpiring in the last quater, amazed. Those umps better hope I don't see them at all this week. So help me God I will chase them with a cricket bat.

We also missed a lot of shots on goal in the third, but some of the frees Brisbane got up forward were rather soft. Still a lot of positive signs. It will be even more positive once Egan is dropped and never allowed to play again. I'm also quite shocked Ben Reid didn't play, but he should play next week. And Marty Clarke to come back in. Then we can thump Richmond by 100 points.

 

[Rick18]

I just checked, and he got 109. And he was my captain. So mozeltov to you Swanny.

Bring on next round.

Even better, because he's my captain as well. Now I'll just continue with my reading lessons if you don't mind...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Even better, because he's my captain as well. Now I'll just continue with my reading lessons if you don't mind...

Sif.

Now Riccardo. Have you ordered WM24? Because I tried to order it, but for some reason I couldn't order it using the remote and set top box, so I rang up and ordered it, and the guy said he did it. But, usually whenever I order PPVs through the set top box, it comes up in the Planner. But after 6 hours since ordering it, it no show on the Planner. Is this normal?

Because I'ma be hella pissed if I wake up on Monday to find I can't watch Wrestlemania.

 

[thatday]

We also missed a lot of shots on goal in the third, but some of the frees Brisbane got up forward were rather soft. Still a lot of positive signs. It will be even more positive once Egan is dropped and never allowed to play again. I'm also quite shocked Ben Reid didn't play, but he should play next week. And Marty Clarke to come back in. Then we can thump Richmond by 100 points.

Also going to yell at our Goal kicking coach.

2 points, it hurts, so much.

 

[Rick18]

Sif.

Now Riccardo. Have you ordered WM24? Because I tried to order it, but for some reason I couldn't order it using the remote and set top box, so I rang up and ordered it, and the guy said he did it. But, usually whenever I order PPVs through the set top box, it comes up in the Planner. But after 6 hours since ordering it, it no show on the Planner. Is this normal?

Because I'ma be hella pissed if I wake up on Monday to find I can't watch Wrestlemania.

Jesus, how do you know my birth name is Riccardo?

I don't have the set top box connected, so I've rang up and booked it. I just followed those f***ing voice prompts which drive me up the wall, and everything seemed to go through alright. Although I haven't checked the planner yet...I never do...it's going to f*** me up one day.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Jesus, how do you know my birth name is Riccardo?

I don't have the set top box connected, so I've rang up and booked it. I just followed those f***ing voice prompts which drive me up the wall, and everything seemed to go through alright. Although I haven't checked the planner yet...I never do...it's going to f*** me up one day.

Because clearly I know all.

Except the one thing I do not know is whether or not my booking of WM24 was successful. And it's driving me insane, because this is my first live watching of Wrestlemania since yonks. And knowing my luck, those kind people at Foxtel will somehow **** it up.

 

[Rick18]

Because clearly I know all.

Except the one thing I do not know is whether or not my booking of WM24 was successful. And it's driving me insane, because this is my first live watching of Wrestlemania since yonks. And knowing my luck, those kind people at Foxtel will somehow **** it up.

Well, I've never had any problems with it, and I've had to go through those damn voice prompts. I'm not sure if you've ever done it, but you have to say the event you want the exact same way the auto voice does, otherwise it doesn't recognise it. Then, if you stuff it up about 18 times, it says for <insert event> press <insert number>!!

So many times, I've been running to the phone with 5 minutes left after forgetting to book PPV's and then going through that shit.

Umm...where was I? Oh yeah, don't stress, it should be no problem. Just out of curiosity, which number did you ring to book it?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well, I've never had any problems with it, and I've had to go through those damn voice prompts. I'm not sure if you've ever done it, but you have to say the event you want the exact same way the auto voice does, otherwise it doesn't recognise it. Then, if you stuff it up about 18 times, it says for <insert event> press <insert number>!!

So many times, I've been running to the phone with 5 minutes left after forgetting to book PPV's and then going through that shit.

Umm...where was I? Oh yeah, don't stress, it should be no problem. Just out of curiosity, which number did you ring to book it?

I couldn't ring the usual number that it says, because apparently you can't use that number if you have iQ. So I spoke to a human, and I told him what was going on, and he said he booked it for me, confirmed price etc.

But I'm just worried because it's not showing up in the planner, so I have no idea if it actually has been ordered.

 

[Rick18]

I couldn't ring the usual number that it says, because apparently you can't use that number if you have iQ. So I spoke to a human, and I told him what was going on, and he said he booked it for me, confirmed price etc.

But I'm just worried because it's not showing up in the planner, so I have no idea if it actually has been ordered.

Yeah, that would be worrying. If it were me, I would wait till mid-afternoon tomorrow, and then if they're open (?) maybe give them a call?

Now, I have a favour to ask: Check out the pwning I dished out in the Wrestlemania prediction thread

I was going to rip his other points around but I thought I would be kind

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Yeah, that would be worrying. If it were me, I would wait till mid-afternoon tomorrow, and then if they're open (?) maybe give them a call?

Now, I have a favour to ask: Check out the pwning I dished out in the Wrestlemania prediction thread

I was going to rip his other points around but I thought I would be kind

You've just done what I've always wanted to do.

But, I've never done it, because I'm pretty sure Mitchell Madness has a mental ******ation of some sort. Every post I read of his on the wrestling board is always dribble. Like, his suggestion of Kennedy to go to ECW. And Cena on Smackdown. And it was just mind boggling.

So shame on you for picking on handicapped people.

 

[Rick18]

You've just done what I've always wanted to do.

But, I've never done it, because I'm pretty sure Mitchell Madness has a mental ******ation of some sort. Every post I read of his on the wrestling board is always dribble. Like, his suggestion of Kennedy to go to ECW. And Cena on Smackdown. And it was just mind boggling.

So shame on you for picking on handicapped people.

Haha, I felt bad but they have to know their limits! (too far? )

And if you have seen any of his posts on North Melbourne, you would know why I have to put him in his place.

And he also has a obsession with more than one title being on the line in one match, which makes even less sense.

Although it was good when they had that 2 falls triple threat match a few years ago for the European and Intercontinental Title with Angle, Jericho and he who must not be named

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Haha, I felt bad but they have to know their limits! (too far? )

And if you have seen any of his posts on North Melbourne, you would know why I have to put him in his place.

And he also has a obsession with more than one title being on the line in one match, which makes even less sense.

Although it was good when they had that 2 falls triple threat match a few years ago for the European and Intercontinental Title with Angle, Jericho and he who must not be named

More than one title being on the line eh? I'll go one better. This is the best storyline ever, straight from the genius mind of MM.

Clearly the Wrestlemania card should be changed to...

John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly for the World Tag Team Titles.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. John Morisson & Miz for the WWE Tag Team Titles.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Title.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. MVP for the United States Championship.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. Chavo Guererro for the ECW Championship.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Cena wins.

John Cena vs. Randy Orton for the WWE Championship.

Cena wins.

So at the end of WM24, Cena is the WWE, World Heavyweight, ECW, US, Intercontinental, WWE Tag, and World Tag Team Champion.

It's flawless.

 

[Rick18]

Genius! Just think of the buyrates! Although, you forgot the multi man ladder match where every title is up for grabs!....in a 1 on 1 match, and the person who wins can choose whichever title he wants, and can then hand the other titles out to whoever he wants, but he can invoke a rematch clause on any of the titles he has handed out.

Written and authorised by MM, Canberra

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Genius! Just think of the buyrates! Although, you forgot the multi man ladder match where every title is up for grabs!....in a 1 on 1 match, and the person who wins can choose whichever title he wants, and can then hand the other titles out to whoever he wants, but he can invoke a rematch clause on any of the titles he has handed out.

Written and authorised by MM, Canberra

Or how about when DX return (again) and then suddenly they rip off their DX shirts, become nWo, and out comes Hogan, Nash and Hall, but then Hogan, Nash and Hall, turn on HBK and HHH and they form their version of DX. And then for no reason at all, Vince changes the name of WWE to WCWE, and puts Paul Heyman in charge, and David Arquette becomes two time World Champion, but the first ever WCWE Champion!

 

[thatday]

Nerf, what was going on with that thread on the main board? Interested in what was said that got you so fired up?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Nerf, what was going on with that thread on the main board? Interested in what was said that got you so fired up?

I am not at liberty to say. It's... not safe here.

Meet me at Federation Square tomorrow at 3:14pm. Go to the bin that has a yellow base, inside you'll find a newspaper from the year 1996. In page 49, you'll find a piece of paper that has directions to your next clue. Make sure you aren't followed.

 

[Rick18]

Or how about when DX return (again) and then suddenly they rip off their DX shirts, become nWo, and out comes Hogan, Nash and Hall, but then Hogan, Nash and Hall, turn on HBK and HHH and they form their version of DX. And then for no reason at all, Vince changes the name of WWE to WCWE, and puts Paul Heyman in charge, and David Arquette becomes two time World Champion, but the first ever WCWE Champion!

Careful, if Vinny Mac stumbles across this thread, we'll become lead creative writers

Now, for the next installment...

After Arquette wins the new WCWE Title, The Rock comes out with the roster circa 1999 and follows up on his threat to create the RWF (Rock Wrestling Federation). He makes a triple layer Steel Cage match where the only way to win is to climb up to the top layer, get back down, bring your opponent up with you, throw him off the top of the cage, then perform a double somersault into a tuck position onto the opponents stomach, and then having to throw your opponent through the cage and pin him until the count of 13 and 7/8ths. The count gets to 11 and a half, but suddenly someone's music hits! It's a massive mix of about 30 different songs, but who is coming out?

(Your turn )