Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Nuggetz

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This is where the underlying conditions thing comes into play - Covid-19 has prevented TGO from his annual spiritual pilgrimage to the holy lands of SE Asia - unable to walk the earth 🌍 and ponder this challenging time
Maybe its time to bring SE Asia to Robbo? What's his local Thai massage and Thai restaurant number?
 

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Shane Heard

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Robbo rose from the dead early on the first day of the week. He appeared first to the Nerdling. He had driven seven demons out of him. The Nerdling went and told those who had been with him. He found them crying. They were very sad. They heard that TGO was alive and that he had seen him. But they did not believe it.

After that, Robbo appeared in a different form to all of them. This happened on 360. The disciples returned and told the others about it. But the others did not believe them because they missed the end of the show.

TGO said to them, “Go into all the world. Preach the good news to everyone. Anyone who believes and is baptized will be saved. But anyone who does not believe will be punished with loss of Premiership points. Here are the miraculous signs that those who believe will do.
In my name they will drive out Melbourne demons. They will speak in languages they had not known before. They will pick up snakes with their hands. And when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all. They will place their hands on injured players. And the people of Victoria will get well.

When the Lord Robbo finished speaking to them, he was taken up into heaven. He sat down at the right hand of God with a Carlton Zero can. Then the disciples went out and preached everywhere. The Lord worked with them. And he backed up his word by the signs that went with it.
 
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