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The definition of a muzza
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Thats a muzza
Thats a muzza
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hahaha that's great, 'what the ****s scarn-on?'
dunno why the 'muzzas' think this is how people of italian background should act in this country... and somehow the fat pizza accent makes it an italian accent, despite sounding completely different to someone from italy trying to speak english
if you wanna know what a true italian aussie is, have a chat with one of the old school immigrants here
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The ironic thing is. If you go to Italy, the way they act could not be further from a 'muzza'.
Haha, ****in oath, thats a muzza. Second security guy looked like he was tryin to get his pants undone lol. I used to go to a lot of dance parties and muzza's cracked me up. All coked up to the eyeballs, most of em harmless, but the odd one who'd get fired up if you looked at em the wrong way.
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What the hell is a Muzza? I'm guessing this is a purely Vic term because I've never heard it used here.
Haha definitely a muzza but his dancing is way too non aggressive for their standards, although he does redeem himself by trying to start a fight with the security though.
I used to go out to rave parties quite a bit and the muzza dance was just more a mixture of coked up shadow boxing (the good ones would even incorporate some kickboxing moves into this routine), incessant rolling of the arms (like the action a basketball ref. uses when they call a travel only a million times faster) and the "reach for the sun" pose followed by pumping of the arms skyward. It's quite an artform. One of my mates had it absolutely down pat and it was so ****ing funny to watch him take the piss out of them.
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sorta like this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jH64wCHpsU
not enough boxing moves but pretty ****ing close
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Never heard of the term 'Muzza', but I've heard of the American term 'Guido'. Seem to be pretty much the same thing.
1. guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.
by solushus Mar 29, 2004 share this
2. Guido 2438 up, 360 down
an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.
Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido
by Liz Aug 20, 2003 share this
3. guido 1378 up, 268 down
The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existance. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices.
"Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a burned out alcoholic working a thankless job, living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in North Jersey"
Personally, I don't really see what's wrong with guys trying to create an identity for themselves. Everyone has their own vice.
1. guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.
by solushus Mar 29, 2004 share this
2. Guido 2438 up, 360 down
an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.
Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido
by Liz Aug 20, 2003 share this
3. guido 1378 up, 268 down
The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existance. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices.
"Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a burned out alcoholic working a thankless job, living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in North Jersey"
Personally, I don't really see what's wrong with guys trying to create an identity for themselves. Everyone has their own vice.
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Okay this is what i think a muzza is
1.they go to maccas
2.when they are at maccas they sit in there Holden commodore
3. Whilst they are in there Holden commodore they play there DOOF DOOF
4. they shuffle
1.they go to maccas
2.when they are at maccas they sit in there Holden commodore
3. Whilst they are in there Holden commodore they play there DOOF DOOF
4. they shuffle
There are some inaccuracies in the OP... those that hang out with 'muzza' should know what I'm talking about.
Oh and if you're not busy, why don't you head over to urban dictionary and type in 'muzza'.
Oh and if you're not busy, why don't you head over to urban dictionary and type in 'muzza'.
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haha that's great, dunno why he had to have the attitude when security came though
hahaha quality, we don't really get this in adelaide
If they're just dancing like that and not causing trouble, good on em haha, all a bit of fun
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This is a muzza:
Back in the mid 90s I went to this uni friends bday at a bar in Port Melbourne. There were 3 Turkish blokes there decked out in their gas-station jeans and skin tight singlets, slicked back hair, gay thin goates etc... They looked like kickboxer wannabes. This was confirmed during the night when the DJ puts on "Eye Of The Tiger". In sync, these knobs, I kid you not, ripped off their singlets Hulk Hogan style and started doing the splits on the dance floor.
I still laugh about it to this day.
Back in the mid 90s I went to this uni friends bday at a bar in Port Melbourne. There were 3 Turkish blokes there decked out in their gas-station jeans and skin tight singlets, slicked back hair, gay thin goates etc... They looked like kickboxer wannabes. This was confirmed during the night when the DJ puts on "Eye Of The Tiger". In sync, these knobs, I kid you not, ripped off their singlets Hulk Hogan style and started doing the splits on the dance floor.
I still laugh about it to this day.
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Oh mate definetly, im italian and grow up around all the places mentioned in the OP from bell st maccas, to northland to chapel lol.
And trust me your bogan is an Italians muzza
100% right
Because Muzzas must fight authority
"watcha you talking bout uleh? this cause im ethnic you pig?"
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Such creatures are noticeably absent in Scotland and in a strange way, i miss them.
Bullshit, everyone knows that Adelaide is the home of block driving bogans in suped up cars with huge subs.
