The Fyre Festival of Christmas

[Chief]

Too funny not to share... everywhere. I have tears.

A Christmas "Winter Village" Is Being Called The “Fyre Festival” Of Children's Santa Events

“We apologise for the disappointment and inconvenience this has caused our customers.”

www.buzzfeednews.com

 

[Gralin]

Tickets were $38.50 for 3 and over, family pass was $130

 

[Godchin]

It could be the funniest piece ever written but you've got rocks in your head if you think I'm giving Buzzfeed a click, champ.

 

[Gralin]

It could be the funniest piece ever written but you've got rocks in your head if you think I'm giving Buzzfeed a click, champ.

'Fyre Festival of Santa events': Christmas village shut down after complaints

An Adelaide family Christmas village event is told to shut down after a storm of complaints online about the cost of the tickets and the quality of the display, which included a makeshift sleigh attached to a mobility scooter.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Godchin]

'Fyre Festival of Santa events': Christmas village shut down after complaints

An Adelaide family Christmas village event is told to shut down after a storm of complaints online about the cost of the tickets and the quality of the display, which included a makeshift sleigh attached to a mobility scooter.

www.abc.net.au

Shoot me a message when a real journalism organisation like Breitbart get their hands on this syndicated thigh-slapper.

I won't have a bar of these low testosterone commie rags.

 

[Xtreme]

Did they get the idea from a certain Late Show bit ?

 

[evo]

Karen wants to talk to the manager!

 

[Gralin]

Shoot me a message when a real journalism organisation like Breitbart get their hands on this syndicated thigh-slapper.

I won't have a bar of these low testosterone commie rags.

You're coming across as pretty fragile probably best you steer clear of such an emotionally charged story

 

[Godchin]

You're coming across as pretty fragile probably best you steer clear of such an emotionally charged story

Sorry bud, it's been a long week at work.

Speaking of work, how much money does a Super Moderator earn? I'm tipping it's a bit more than your stock standard moderator given the extra workload.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Sorry bud, it's been a long week at work.

Speaking of work, how much money does a Super Moderator earn? I'm tipping it's a bit more than your stock standard moderator given the extra workload.

Doubt you get an answer tonight, the supers get a large Fanta at the xmas party rather than a medium.

 

[Gralin]

Doubt you get an answer tonight, the supers get a large Fanta at the xmas party rather than a medium.

Wait there's a Christmas party?

 

[The Passenger]

Amazing.

Saw s similar thing in Limerick a couple of weeks ago.

'Santa was a teenager with an eyebrow piercing': Drive-thru Santa experience cancelled due to backlash | The Irish Post

A DRIVE-THRU Santa Experience in County Limerick has been cancelled following major backlash from...

www.irishpost.com

 

[Boxhead_31]

Did they get the idea from a certain Late Show bit ?

Charlie the Wonder Dog was rumored to be in the area

 

[vikingpimp]

Did they get the idea from a certain Late Show bit ?

I'm still in therapy from my experience in the spooky haunted tent

 

[Chief]

Shoot me a message when a real journalism organisation like Breitbart get their hands on this syndicated thigh-slapper.

I won't have a bar of these low testosterone commie rags.

Lol * off.

 

[Bicko]

It could be the funniest piece ever written but you've got rocks in your head if you think I'm giving Buzzfeed a click, champ.

It was worth it

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Serious gold. Love it. The video with the Santa looking like he's having a stroke/heart attack just tops it off.

I remember getting sucked in by Myer around 1983 when they had a Return of the Jedi experience. I pestered my mum to take me. It was 10 bucks to walk through some dry ice and look at Star Wars toys taken out of their packets.

 

[Gralin]

Star Wars toys taken out of their packets.

So it was actually big budget then

 

[Rusty Brookes]

$100,000????

 

[evo]

lol. The girl in the thumbnail looks pretty flat.

 

[Godchin]

lol. The girl in the thumbnail looks pretty flat.

She's only 5 years old you sicko.