Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[Ford Fairlane]

How cringeworthy is that I love 7 add.

Noticeable that there is 2 Crows fans and no Port. They are definitely positioning themselves as the Crows station aren't they.

No Port supporter should watch their station ever when the footy isn't on.

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It was hideous. Some of those 7 people are more likely to rip your beating heart from your body and eat it.

 

[sobrave]

No connection what so ever. He is from a WA tribe but born in Port Lincoln.

Ah, the old "they'll love him cos he's black"

 

[mic59]

How cringeworthy is that I love 7 add.
Noticeable that there is 2 Crows fans and no Port. They are definitely positioning themselves as the Crows station aren't they.
No Port supporter should watch their station ever when the footy isn't on.
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Why don't they use the right words to "You're in my heart" too?

"You are my good times, you're my best friend".
Is there meant to be some implied sexual harassment in the line "you are my lover"?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Given some of the harrassment claims at 7 I'm not surprised they made a lyric change there. Elspeth might get onto social media looking for examples.

Fitting though that they should advertise using a 40 year old song

 

[OneGreatClub]

How cringeworthy is that I love 7 add.

Noticeable that there is 2 Crows fans and no Port. They are definitely positioning themselves as the Crows station aren't they.

No Port supporter should watch their station ever when the footy isn't on.

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They absolutely are the mouthpiece of the Crows.

 

[El Zorro]

This can only be *Shakes Head* - wtf were they thinking?

What is it? I've been blocked by them.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Here's a post I did a few years ago for a challenge to set the Crows' embarrassing gaffs to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire. It needs to be brought up to date but it should get you started.

[first verse]

Steven Trigg, Notso Smart, Rob Chapman, Benny Hart
Batman, Figjam, Nathan Van Berlo
Jack Gunston, Phil Davis, Nathan Bock, exodus
Fjelstad, dickwad, Stephen Bloody Rowe

Dodgy contracts, cheating pricks, Tippetgate, lost draft picks
Contracts as far as the eye can see, Essendon in ‘93
Matt Rendell, KKK, one white parent, on your way
Admin errors, hide the truth, Triggonometry

[chorus]

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re born from spite
and our culture’s shite

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re the SANFL’s puppets
and we’re run by muppets

[second verse]

Gary Ayres, Robert Shaw, Cornes for Columbia
Piss-stained jacket, Henderson’s utensil
Training sleds, fire walking, accidents while driving
Scott Thompson, Brad Symes, Graham Johncock

Angus Graham, Tambling, Adelaide’s got a shithouse team
Finals choke in front of me, no success this century
Camry Crows, 19th Man, Paddy’s cat, Karparkistan
Jumper is a fruit tingle, club song is a jingle

[chorus]

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re born from spite
and our culture’s shite

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re the SANFL’s puppets
and we’re run by muppets

Just from the last few pages of this thread. This stuff writes itself.

[third verse]

s**t club, no history, established in the 90s
Chant night, Malcom Blight, mind control, fans flight
Lever, Gunston, Topher Pyne, China Southern Airlines
Bouncy castle bar for fans, mortgaged in Karparkistan

Crows stance, Disappointing Tex, Sando's wives and girlfriends sex
Dangerfield's flown away, Rory doesn't want to stay!

 

[Grave Danger]

What is it? I've been blocked by them.

Matthew Robran tells an angry bird "Calm down Claude, you know what Rucci's like. Anyway, he'll be gone soon according to the CEO..."

 

[LFC2010]

The 90s Adelaide Cows Snickers commercial

Didn't someone spray paint "Disgraceful" on a wall at West Lakes after a loss one week and misspelled it

 

[PowerLil]

How cringeworthy is that I love 7 add.

Noticeable that there is 2 Crows fans and no Port. They are definitely positioning themselves as the Crows station aren't they.

No Port supporter should watch their station ever when the footy isn't on.

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We give thanks for Foxtel.

 

[John the Butcher]

Has Triggonometry been mentioned yet?

 

[Grave Danger]

How cringeworthy is that I love 7 add.

"Um - you can't love a commercial television station, Prime Minister."

 

[edgie]

Here's a post I did a few years ago for a challenge to set the Crows' embarrassing gaffs to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire. It needs to be brought up to date but it should get you started.

Just from the last few pages of this thread. This stuff writes itself.

[third verse]

s**t club, no history, established in the 90s
Chant night, Malcom Blight, mind control, fans flight
Lever, Gunston, Topher Pyne, China Southern Airlines
Bouncy castle bar for fans, mortgaged in Karparkistan

Crows stance, Disappointing Tex, Sando's wives and girlfriends sex
Dangerfield's flown away, Rory doesn't want to stay!

POTY!

Needs a line thought:

Port Power, dirty swines, we beat them almost half the time

 

[RangaInTeal]

No connection what so ever. He is from a WA tribe but born in Port Lincoln.

Curtly Hampton is an Alice Lad

 

[RangaInTeal]

Ah, the old "they'll love him cos he's black"

to be fair though, whoever gives them their insights are bag in with this one! So many Eddie Betts shirts worn week to week it’s ridiculous! I don’t know why there are so many Crows fans up here, I think McLeod has a fair bit to do with it, but McAdam, Darryl White, Richard Cole, Jake Neade and Curtley Hampton (off the top of my head) should have more of a pull on the Alice locals than Betts, yet I find Adelaide and Carlton reign supreme if you were to do a survey through here.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Curtly Hampton is an Alice Lad

He has no pockets though. So doesn't qualify for greatest event in the history of the Alice Springs

 

[RangaInTeal]

He has no pockets though. So doesn't qualify for greatest event in the history of the Alice Springs

Finke is next weekend and Locket has been seen in town, Eddie and the Crows/Melbourne have nothing on the Finke Desert Race to this town, bug I understand your comment

 

[Portology]

Finke is next weekend and Locket has been seen in town, Eddie and the Crows/Melbourne have nothing on the Finke Desert Race to this town, bug I understand your comment

I'd like to see Plugga on a bloody dirtbike

 

[Duck Farmer]

POTY!

Needs a line thought:

Port Power, dirty swines, we beat them almost half the time

Nah, it's no Alyx gif. Nice line!

Just to finish it off:

[last verse]

Gil's boys, armchair ride, ruined Easters, Crowified
Rucci threats, sick pets, Fages, Pyke, smoking Betts
Fake news from ambassadors, museum reviews by Peter Goers
Hamstrings shredding by the score, can't stop laughing anymore!

[chorus]

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re born from spite
and our culture’s shite

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re the SANFL’s puppets
and we’re run by muppets

That's it. I'm done.

 

[Steve Dore]

Curtly Hampton is an Alice Lad

So Betts playing in the same team as Curly is the connection?

Finke is next weekend and Locket has been seen in town, Eddie and the Crows/Melbourne have nothing on the Finke Desert Race to this town, bug I understand your comment

The annual Finke Dessert race and Henley on Todd both pale into insignificance with the appearance of Eddie Betts in Alice Springs.

 

[RangaInTeal]

So Betts playing in the same team as Curly is the connection?

Who knows??

 

[dirty2]

Nah, it's no Alyx gif. Nice line!

Just to finish it off:

[last verse]

Gil's boys, armchair ride, ruined Easters, Crowified
Rucci threats, sick pets, Fages, Pyke, smoking Betts
Fake news from ambassadors, museum reviews by Peter Goers
Hamstrings shredding by the score, can't stop laughing anymore!

[chorus]

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re born from spite
and our culture’s shite

We’re the team for all South Australians
But we’re the SANFL’s puppets
and we’re run by muppets

That's it. I'm done.

Now you need to post all of them in the one post lmfao....

 

[DaTBird187]

I maintain that was a brilliant marketing move from that bloke. $10k on one billboard and three years later I still remember Barnesy from Solomon’s Carpets Gepps Cross. Best 10k of advertising money he’ll ever spend.

Have you bought any carpet from him though?

 

[Grave Danger]

Marvelous, Hame...

 

[GreyPower]

What a dropkick.