Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[Doashuey]

Kicked a life goal today. Played a game of senior cricket with both my boys (14 and 16). Also knocked a half ton with a Dorothy off the last ball of the innings to bring it up. Won by about 130 runs. Good day.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Inglis could have been out every ball he faced there, awful little knock.

 

[squashface]

Inglis could have been out every ball he faced there, awful little knock.

I think we would look far better with him down the order and actually keeping at the expense of Wade - why on earth is Wade in the side again?

 

[Ochre]

I think we would look far better with him down the order and actually keeping at the expense of Wade - why on earth is Wade in the side again?

Wade's done well at 7 which isn't a spot we have a heap of options in.

 

[Ochre]

We're going very hard today in a game where we have a pretty long tail. Would want a partnership pretty soon.

 

[Tugga27]

I think we would look far better with him down the order and actually keeping at the expense of Wade - why on earth is Wade in the side again?

I'd have Wade before Stoinis every day if the week.

 

[Bacchus]

Anyone else pained by having to listen to Mark Howard’s commentary on Fox.

The guy is so shallow with minimal interest and insight into the actual game.

For him the game is all about “entertainment” and entertainers as though it were some sort of clown show or performing elephants or something.

Uses words like box office, show, performance and the like.
All the other commentators are starting to do the same thing as though they have a sheet with “entertainment“ words that they are supposed to use.

Just seen a great T20 innings by Maxwell but it’s lost on him.

He seems to think his irrelevant anecdotes are more interesting than the game. Yuk!

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Behrendorff bowling himself out of the side so far this series.

If Johnson bowls well tonight his national duty days may be nearing an end.

 

[squashface]

I'd have Wade before Stoinis every day if the week.

Sure but doesn’t explain why he is WK ahead of the second best WK in the country

 

[Doashuey]

Sure but doesn’t explain why he is WK ahead of the second best WK in the country

This.
I'd have the Stoin with the gloves above Wade.
But Wade as a bat has $credits$ due to his outstanding form in the last T20WC. Should only be in as a bat tho.

 

[UseR2006]

Behrendorff bowling himself out of the side so far this series.

If Johnson bowls well tonight his national duty days may be nearing an end.

Johnson smashing it so far.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I've never seen Behrendorff bowl worse than he has this series. Third over an absolute shocker once again.

Stoinis has bowled superbly and absolutely pulled his pants down tbh.

 

[WCE_phil]

Feel sad for Dorf as this is either a sign that he is a never was at international level or has just got picked and then played his absolute worst cricket (maybe a bit of both) but it likely kills any chance he has on the international stage again.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I've never seen Behrendorff bowl worse than he has this series. Third over an absolute shocker once again.

Stoinis has bowled superbly and absolutely pulled his pants down tbh.

T20 award obviously went to his head

 

[Tugga27]

Sure but doesn’t explain why he is WK ahead of the second best WK in the country

Totally agree.

That's a baffling decision.

 

[matthew_s]

You think they might try show us footage of Tim David appealing or not appealing right?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Got closer than I thought it would. Probably could have won if Pooran had run out Maxwell.

 

[Ochre]

I've never seen Behrendorff bowl worse than he has this series. Third over an absolute shocker once again.

Stoinis has bowled superbly and absolutely pulled his pants down tbh.

Stoinis' bowling has improved out of sight the last 12 months, probably keeping him in the side atm

 

[Ljp86]

Anyone else pained by having to listen to Mark Howard’s commentary on Fox.

The guy is so shallow with minimal interest and insight into the actual game.

For him the game is all about “entertainment” and entertainers as though it were some sort of clown show or performing elephants or something.

Uses words like box office, show, performance and the like.
All the other commentators are starting to do the same thing as though they have a sheet with “entertainment“ words that they are supposed to use.

Just seen a great T20 innings by Maxwell but it’s lost on him.

He seems to think his irrelevant anecdotes are more interesting than the game. Yuk!

Yes, he's a complete dickhead. I only watch Fox Cricket if I have to due to his trash commentary.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Australia are playing against India in the U19 final. Last time Aus won the title Mitch Marsh was captain, future AFL defender Alex Keath

42

Alex Keath

Age

34

Ht

198cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

206.7

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.6

1star

MG

193.4

3star

D

11.4

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

165.0

3star

batted at 4, Josh Hazlewood led the attack, and Australia’s top scorer in the final was, as you probably would have guessed……..

Kane Richardson.

 

[kane249]

On track to defeat a more fancied Indian side in another ODI final

 

[Keys]

On track to defeat a more fancied Indian side in another ODI final

This comment in the cricinfo ball by ball commentary has a familiar tone

 

[KBLT]

 

[WCE_phil]

A real shame in the U19 final. England obviously had the moral victory despite finishing 7th. They just know that they were robbed of a win keeping them out of the semi finals which would have then all gone to plan and they would have lifted the title. A terrible shame and made the whole series a sham.

At least that's what I heard according to Jonny Bairstow.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Congrats to WA's own Mahli Beardman for getting player of the match.