The off topic thread

[SM]

Wait... you guys were getting blowjobs at 15??

I fear tarnishing my impeccable reputation on here by correcting you.

 

[Cruyff14]

How long are the movies you watch? Lol. I watch a movie at 6.30/7 and I'll be out for dinner at 9. Your statement is silly.

9 is still late for dinner.

And if people go home from work, shower, change then go back out, I would assume many would struggle to make that time.

I'm not home from work til 6 usually.

 

[SM]

9 is still late for dinner.

And if people go home from work, shower, change then go back out, I would assume many would struggle to make that time.

I'm not home from work til 6 usually.

9 is hardly 11 though, was a bit hyperbolic. Depends what time you need to go to bed I suppose, as I said I don't do dates on weeknights so 9 is early.

If you're dating on a work night I think most rational people would wear their work clothes to the date.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

9 is hardly 11 though, was a bit hyperbolic. Depends what time you need to go to bed I suppose, as I said I don't do dates on weeknights so 9 is early.

If you're dating on a work night I think most rational people would wear their work clothes to the date.

Not up here in Brisbane, im going home to shower and change if i have a mid week date

 

[SM]

Not up here in Brisbane, im going home to shower and change if i have a mid week date

In which case I don't think you'd be doing a movie then dinner anyway so the point still stands haha.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Not bad bro but it pales in comparison to what I believe to possibly be one the best videos in internet history.

The editing is terrific. Enjoy.

Guys, please. The internet is not complete without Ringo Starr rapping:






Man, all you guys talking about an ideal first date... all the pros in the house. Never even gotten that far...

But yeah Jatz, SvB? My sentiments with Latro , you don't want a second date?

 

[Flameboy]

In my experience the locations and what not of first dates don't have an overly big bearing on things. You could have the perfect date set up, but if you're a shocking bloke on the day or whatever then you're not going to get very far. Haha.

SvB is fine so long as a) she's said she's happy to see it and b) you do something else. Which Jatz has done/is doing. So it's sweet!

 

[bok_party]

Movies that start from 6 to 739 will finish before 930 as that's the last session that a cinema shows unless it's a long film like Hobbit or Batman then it may finish later.

 

[bok_party]

Speaking of cinemas, one thing I can't stand is people's impatience to get into said cinema. Say your movie starts at 8pm, you get there early - say 7.30pm. You have purchased your tickets and food and are told to wait outside he cinema. The doors to cinema 4 are both closed, which usually means that a session is still running. What do you do? Do you sit down and wait until the usher tells you it's fine/doors are both opened/it's 8pm or do you go in now because you want to get in early?

The amount of people who do the latter and then complain that they've seen the end of their film is appalling. I just don't understand the logic that people have.

 

[Cooldude]

People who wanna go to a movies right on time or earlier must have nothing better to do. I always arrive later than the time because I know it's just gonna be endless ads and trailers for at least 15 mins before the movie actually starts

 

[jod23]

Yeah i usually arrive at say 8:30 to see a movie at 8:30. Lots of bullshit before the movie starts.

 

[bok_party]

Yeah i usually arrive at say 8:30 to see a movie at 8:30. Lots of bullshit before the movie starts.

Yeah I mean you have to be smart as well. If you know it's opening week of batman and a Saturday night, it will probably be busy so buying online or getting there early makes sense.

I get more annoyed at the people who feel like they need to be in the cinemas half an hour before they film as if it will start early or something. It's like they forget there are other sessions!

 

[jod23]

Yeah I mean you have to be smart as well. If you know it's opening week of batman and a Saturday night, it will probably be busy so buying online or getting there early makes sense.

I get more annoyed at the people who feel like they need to be in the cinemas half an hour before they film as if it will start early or something. It's like they forget there are other sessions!

I tend not to battle the crowds to see a huge movie. Like Star Wars when that came out. Id waited years for it, waiting a few more days and going on a Monday night instead of a Wed midnight session or a Fri/Sat night session was fine for me.

 

[Jatz]

I was on annual leave and she had the day off so it worked well.

And I'm seeing her again on the weekend so the movies worked reasonably well!

 

[SM]

I don't mind seeing trailers before the film starts, unless they're taking the mick before a big film with 30 minutes of ads.

 

[glenferry23]

I was on annual leave and she had the day off so it worked well.

And I'm seeing her again on the weekend so the movies worked reasonably well!

Spill any popcorn?

 

[Whats a Battle]

I was on annual leave and she had the day off so it worked well.

And I'm seeing her again on the weekend so the movies worked reasonably well!

Spill the beans! Give us the goss!!

 

[jd2010]

Did you tell her you're the famous Jatz of bigfooty

 

[Van_Dyke]

Did you tell her you're the famous Jatz of bigfooty

Did he tell her he's a moderator on the soccer section of an AFL forum?

 

[Zidane98]

Did he tell her he's a moderator on the soccer section of an AFL forum?

When Jatz brings that up girls are falling over themselves for him

 

[Jatz]

Did he tell her he's a moderator on the soccer section of an AFL forum?

That's pretty much the main reason I accepted the moderator gig...

 

[Jatz]

Spill the beans! Give us the goss!!

The movie was very average!

Oh, you mean about the girl? She was better than the movie I guess

 

[Zidane98]

The movie was very average!

Oh, you mean about the girl? She was better than the movie I guess

Is she a Leicester fan?

 

[Jatz]

Is she a Leicester fan?

She is now!

 

[Zidane98]

She is now!

Next date Southampton game I bet