The Official Ben Cousins Whinge Thread

[Ben the Gooner]

At Spikey's request.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Would've been a great pick up. And would've enraged Richmond

Win-win.

 

[loopy_cam]

I hear he has short arms.

 

[Spikey]

I hear he has short arms.

No endurance at all.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

He's not going to get any better.
He's lazy.

 

[Spikey]

Was shocking at Draft Camp.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Stagnated in the WAFL after leaving school.

 

[AndyLesPaul]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEgFaJjFHo
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hiWMW4wpilY&NR=1

This is what we missed out on

damn

 

[Spikey]

Stagnated in the WAFL after leaving school.

Heard he's a bit wild off the field

 

[loopy_cam]

Skipworth is the messiah.

Who needs Cousins?

 

[AndyLesPaul]

Skipworth is the messiah.

Who needs Cousins?

us

lol

 

[Spikey]

Who needs Cousins?

His drugde...*gets shot*

 

[loopy_cam]

We have too many tasmanians on the list.

They wouldn't've been able to cope.

 

[Kaan]

Can we take Cuz... please?

 

[Spikey]

That's why Hislop got the chop. Off-field problems? The only off-field problem was what he did with his Cousins!

 

[Andre 2000]

He's soft. Keith Richards would put him under the table.

On ya Skippy!

 

[Collins is god]

Thanks Matty

 

[Ben the Gooner]

The Tasmanians wanted to Laycock into Cousins?

No wonder we didn't pick him.

 

[dons_fan185]

The Tasmanians wanted to Laycock into Cousins?

No wonder we didn't pick him.

haha

nice work

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Working Lonergan and Bellchambers in there would have been a bit too Hisloppy.

 

[Spikey]

The Tasmanians wanted to Laycock into Cousins?

No wonder we didn't pick him.

Winner.

 

[Andre 2000]

Wonder how Cuz will celebrate getting drafted?

 

[Spikey]

Wonder how Cuz will celebrate getting drafted?

One last goodbye with his 'friends'?

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I think a whole string of incomprehensible emoticons will do the trick.

 

[Ben the Gooner]