The Prots Cap Order Instructions Thread

[Lagooner]

I was literally looking for a picture of him with his briefcase full of cash hahahah!

 

[Peck]

 

[Lagooner]

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Ports fedora?

 

[Doctor Feel]

*Hats finally arrive and the factory has printed "Sports" on them instead of "Ports".

Well. I do like sports.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Well. I do like sports.

Nudge, nudge, say no more

 

[Contested Marx]

Ports fedora?

Trilby

 

[Garibaldi Red]

What about a Prots Pith

 

[El Zorro]

Trilby

 

[Contested Marx]

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Pretty sure I got lambasted for my Pork Pie Ports Hat of similar appearance

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Make it happen pls Pappagallo

 

[Lagooner]

Make it happen pls Pappagallo

Sure thing right after the John Butcher Special.

 

[SgtSchulz]

I need Ports hat to cure my Showdown hangover.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Did everyone elses hat turn up?










yeah mine either.

 

[Lagooner]

Did everyone elses hat turn up?










yeah mine either.

The Galapagos is beautiful this time of year.

 

[Contested Marx]

Pappagalapagogallos

 

[Lagooner]

Pappagalapagogallos

 

[Spadge]

im just hoping my hat doesnt have pappejaculate all over it when it gets here

 

[Doctor Feel]

We're developing quite the repository of dank ports hat shoops.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Where's my hat farken.

 

[GremioPower]

Where's my hat farken.

I wonder...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Pappa says the hats will be here any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

 

[Lagooner]

Where's my hat farken.

Find the cryptex, find the Prots cap.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Find the cryptex, find the Prots cap.

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Did I just get zookd? You'd better not be zooking us Pappagallo.

 

[MitchIn3D]

Pappa says the hats will be here any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

He's gonna get it, especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark

 

[Lagooner]

Prots Cap Porgress Reprot!

Just to mix things up I thought I'd post something which doesn't suggest that I've stolen everyone's money!

So far this is where we're at. Sizes have been lodged, designs have been approved and Top It Off has been paid for their services. Turns out all the delays kinda worked in our favour with the Aussie Dollar experiencing a little surge against the Greenback in July, so we should be able to donate a tidy little sum to the charity of our choice. All good things I'm sure you'd agree.

Top It Off have advised me that October 2 is the expected shipping date. This is the date that they should leave the US, not the date they arrive in Australia. Once they've actually been shipped we'll get more accurate info on when to expect them here. Unfortunately this means no Ports cap finals action this year sad face emoji, but I don't think any of us will care if they become de facto premiership caps aubergine emoji.

So that's it for now. We just have to play the waiting game. Two weeks, Ecuador, monorails etc.