The Prots Cap Order Instructions Thread

[SgtSchulz]

Sgtschulz ChristopHaha faith status: □□□□□□□□□□

 

[Lagooner]

oh snap i hadn't thought that far ahead

The first thing I learned about the hat game is that you reap what you sew.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So I got something in the mail from an Italian-named chap. A box containing, not one but two Ports caps which is exactly how many I ordered.

FANTASTIC work Pappagallo

obviously, i shall post pics wearing it once I've found my cargo pants and/or matching thongs

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[badbeats]

oh snap i hadn't thought that far ahead

it's ok, if you don't deserve it, you'll get it first.

 

[Contested Marx]

i tell you what i won't be posting pics of myself wearing it that's for sure.

I will be going into Salman Rushdie levels of hiding

 

[Lagooner]

it's ok, if you don't deserve it, you'll get it first.

No way that's Port Power Est. 1996 cap talk!

Ports cap deliveries will be based solely on posting performance. This does not bode well for you ChristopHaha but there's still time to redeem yourself.

#2weeks

 

[bomberclifford]

Someone with gif skills needs to add a Ports cap on wiggling Rick

 

[Doctor Feel]

Someone with gif skills needs to add a Ports cap on wiggling Rick

That would see infinite use on this board.

 

[manureid]

Is it too late to order one of these?

And if we could get on it:

'I will be Far Kern here forever'

 

[bomberclifford]

That would see infinite use on this board.

I can think of so many uses.

 

[Wind Power]

i tell you what i won't be posting pics of myself wearing it that's for sure.

I will be going into Salman Rushdie levels of hiding

But it just so happens I might have a picture or two of Chris haha

Bah ha hahahaha!!!..................ha!

What you have done is almost Chaplinesk.
And deserves punishment.

 

[Contested Marx]

But it just so happens I might have a picture or two of Chris haha

Bah ha hahahaha!!!..................ha!

What you have done is almost Chaplinesk.
And deserves punishment.

No all your photos of me have my mouth full of food.

Might I remind you of the BigFooty forum rules

 

[Spadge]

If we all chip in a couple of $$$ can we get 2 weeks worth of pappajizz in ChristopHaHa's protzhat before you post it to him?

what a campaigner

 

[Lagooner]

im just hoping my hat doesnt have pappejaculate all over it when it gets here

If we all chip in a couple of $$$ can we get 2 weeks worth of pappajizz in ChristopHaHa's protzhat before you post it to him?

what a campaigner

That's the second time you've alluded to me jizzing on the hat.

It's getting weird.

 

[Papa G]

That's the second time you've alluded to me jizzing on the hat.

It's getting weird.

Isn't there like 70 hats? Is it a one load one hat policy or more of a scattergun approach?

 

[Lagooner]

Isn't there like 70 hats? Is it a one load one hat policy or more of a scattergun approach?

I reckon do it properly if you're going to do it at all, so one hat one load is the way to go. Since there's 63 hats in total I'd probably have to outsource the glazing to Bangladesh to save time and my balls.

Jizzing on hats.

Welcome to the off season everyone.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why not jizz into a beaker and then use the MS Paint pippette tool to evenly distribute small servings to each hat.

 

[Contested Marx]

SO MY HATS JUST ARRIVED...

 

[bomberclifford]

SO MY HATS JUST ARRIVED...

Jizzless?

 

[El Zorro]

SO MY HATS JUST ARRIVED...

Not funny fam

 

[bomberclifford]

Isn't there like 70 hats? Is it a one load one hat policy or more of a scattergun approach?

 

[Dylan8]

That's the second time you've alluded to me jizzing on the hat.

It's getting weird.

It's just tzatziki sauce from your grubby Mediterranean fingers sorting all the hats

 

[Lagooner]

SO MY HATS JUST ARRIVED...

Dead last.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dead last.

It's approaching "never" imo.