Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

We need banner ideas for my teams GF

We're playing Cove Cobras
We have beat them 4 times in the clubs last 6 GF's
Its a U18's game
We're Flagstaff Falcons
They're the only team to beat us this year, we beat them though as well

Personally i want
"YOLO
You only lose once"

But yeah chuck your ideas at me

No words, just a picture of a falcon with wings spread, with an enormous penis.

 

[Portia]

Ungrateful bitch. Also lol @ hipster douchebags "my life".

Kevin Mack definitely posts on Bigfooty.

Mine is Travel Scrabble. It takes all the inconvenience of a thousand letter tiles, and makes them even smaller and easier to lose. And you need to find someone who is willing to play Scrabble, against you, in an environment in which regular Scrabble cannot be played, which means a bus or a train or a plane usually.

 

[Portia]

Port Adelaide is now Kickpuncher.

/community reference

Why...why would you take a community reference as your username and not be Annie's Boobs?

 

[Schulzenfest]

A family friend who we don't see often bought me a So Fresh CD a few years ago. It was the worst day of my life.

 

[Portia]

So I've given up on choosing an EPL team. I tried to pick one that was based somewhere I would want to go to as a tourist, but then I remembered they're all based in England.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So I've given up on choosing an EPL team. I tried to pick one that was based somewhere I would want to go to as a tourist, but then I remembered they're all based in England.

Easy,

Arsenal.

They have a cannon as a logo, A CANNON!

 

[Portia]

I remember seeing the aftermath of some Euro match between Arsenal and Parma back in the 90s, Arsenal fans ****ing wrecked the place and they won!

 

[Portia]

Trivia: There are many unusually named suburbs in Adelaide, but more of them are of aboriginal origin than you might think!* For example, did you know that Para is the Kaurna word for bogan?

*Don't worry Crows fans, the place names also include at least one white person's word.

 

[Del80659]

lol i was expecting to hear "whats the time? diaper time!"

 

[Portia]

Noticed in the supermarket the other day that you can get Aeroplane Jelly that has no flavour, you add your own, like it was an amazing new feature.

What a fantastic way to sell gelatin. Next they will straight up sell cow hooves.

 

[Portia]

Why don't we have Sizzler in South Australia any more?

 

[Portia]

Every modern SUV is basically an 80s Volvo wagon with a higher ground clearance.

 

[PatientMental]

Wow, Portia is keen about this thread.

 

[Portia]

Some recipes require kosher salt. What about salt could possible make some kosher and some not?

 

[Portia]

I think Regency Road should be re-renamed Irish Harp Road; the Regency Arcade just isn't good enough to merit the kudos any more.

 

[Powerade 08]

Reported for spam

 

[Portia]

I am about 90% sure I saw Miss Marple at the Walkerville BankSA yesterday.

 

[Powerade 08]

 

[tribey]

Why don't we have Sizzler in South Australia any more?

Didn't they do all those health checks and 99% of them tested positive for faeces, sputum, jism, bacteria and viruses of all shapes and sizes in the communal serving areas?

Patronage kinda dropped afterwards.

 

[Asgardian]

Didn't they do all those health checks and 99% of them tested positive for faeces, sputum, jism, bacteria and viruses of all shapes and sizes in the communal serving areas?

Patronage kinda dropped afterwards.

Would be good if they refused admittance to everyone that I'd hate to see in there.

 

[DonDraper]

Why don't we have Sizzler in South Australia any more?

Lone Star is where it was at my man

 

[MP_]

Why don't we have Sizzler in South Australia any more?

I worked for Sizzler for 6 years they went bust because people don't want to pay $20 for a bloody salad

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I* paid $25 for a side of mashed potato in Sydney recently.

It had truffles in it.

It was the best mashed potato I have ever eaten as it should be for $25.

*When I say I, I mean the company credit card.

 

[Forzaport]

Didn't they do all those health checks and 99% of them tested positive for faeces, sputum, jism, bacteria and viruses of all shapes and sizes in the communal serving areas?

Patronage kinda dropped afterwards.

Wasn't that a result of a Today Tonight investigation. No mind, Sizzler may be gone but we still have Charlies!

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

Lone Star is where it was at my man

I remember Lone Star, you could throw peanuts on the ground. Outrageous!