Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[ClintEastwood]

 

[Portmanteau]

Boak (capt.), 26 possessions, 14 contested, 65.4% DE, 3 marks, 11 clearances, 9 I50's, 0 goals
who was controversially selected over
Sellar, 6 possessions, 1 contested, 66.7% DE, 1 mark, 0 clearances, 1 I50, 0 goals

But they play different positions? Controversial.

 

[spookism]

But they play different positions? Controversial.

Just like the Advertiser, never let truths get in the way of a good story...

 

[Lightning_Rod]

**** ben jacobs the squib

 

[rubberman]

**** ben jacobs the squib

What do you mean? I thought Jacobs was great out there today. And when did he dye his hair blond?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

**** ben jacobs the squib

Who the **** is Ben Jacobs?

 

[Lightning_Rod]

7 dosposals lol

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Who the **** is Ben Jacobs?

He changed his name to ben greenvest...

 

[Jumbo]

Who the **** is Ben Jacobs?

The guy who was subbed out in his first game

 

[sog35]

Shat himself everytime he was on my screen.

Not sure even Hinkley could save him.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Maxed out on 12 touches and subbed for being shit.

 

[PowerKat]

Footy's back!

 

[Hooligan87]

 

[Portia]

Neades moore Wines

 

[Jumbo]

Neades moore Wines

I represent that post!

 

[finbarr]

Footy's back!

I am starting to love winter. Gonna have me 3 weeks holiday around late June or July and go to Melbourne for one of our games at the Dome.

 

[Portmanteau]

I am starting to love winter.

It simply offers greater clothing options, amirite?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

LOL... James Sellar.

 

[It Just Is]

Some first class rants on the Melbourne board. Worth a read.

 

[DonDraper]

A mate of mine messaged me after watching Kochy on Game Day saying "He is amazing. He sells your club so well. I love Port". This bloke is as footy mad as me but supports another club passionately. He was messaging me throughout the game gushing over our players.

Do I sign him up?

 

[El_Scorcho]

My Crows supporting wife said exactly the same.

"He's all over the media like Eddie but he's, you know, a likable guy"

She was also in disbelief when I told her Ollie Wines was only 18 years old because of his size.

Maybe the conversion process is finally starting a decade after I first tried.

 

[Noobz0r]

My girlfriend called me a paedophile tonight.


I told her that that was an awfully big word for an 8 year old.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

My girlfriend called me a paedophile tonight.


I told her that that was an awfully big word for an 8 year old.

Over 8 = Too late

 

[Noobz0r]

Got a Freo supporting mate a beauty this morning. Messaged him: shit news about nick Suban mate. You would think that Freo would have sorted out their drug issues after what happened with Michael Johnson.

He reckoned it took him 30 minutes of trawling through forums, Facebook and twitter before he figured out that it was April the 1st.

 

[It Just Is]

Rubbish push in the back call.