Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Last time I went to the movies was to see Inception, where we had some mental midget going "maaaattt daaaammmon" every 10 minutes about 2 rows in front of us where all his emo sex-less friends would chortle. Which was kind of confusing considering he isn't even in the movie. Then about halfway through, someone sitting a couple seats away from me climbed over the row of chairs in front and said to him "if you say that one more time im gonna stab you in the back of the neck". They didn't do it again.

West lakes

That is my favourite ever story about a trip to the movies.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I saw The Hobbit there and this mad old woman behind me was having a conversation with Bilbo Baggins throughout the movie. Oh no Bilbo you don't want to let those dwarves in your house. Oh Bilbo those Goblins will get your magic sword. 150 minutes of it. That was my second viewing because the first time I went a storm blew out the power in West Lakes halfway through the movie and apparently the cinema complex has no back up supply except to activate emergency lighting and stop the doors from locking you in.

People go to the cinema thinking they're in their lounge room.

Was she single?

I'm keen.

 

[Portia]

That is my favourite ever story about a trip to the movies.

The best part is that Macca19 is Tyler-Durdening that story.

"Someone sitting a couple seats away" ...suuuuuure

 

[Eddie Dingle]

We were asked to envision ourselves as superheroes in Grade 6. I didn't choose flight or laser eyes or anything like that. My superpower was that I lived in the city and did all the cool stuff you did in a city.

The selfportrait I drew was me in a cape sitting at a cafe drinking coffee.

I wasn't 'super' anything - the prefix I chose was 'metro'

My superhero at age 9 was a coffee sipping city living metrosexual. Fantastic.

At the first sign of danger he grew a beard right?

 

[Portia]

At the first sign of danger he grew a beard right?

I think a beard was involved, yes.

 

[Portmanteau]

Went to see Skyfall in Gold Class when it was released, and some drunk broad (late 30s, you know the type, probably squats to piss in the middle of a crowd after a long day at the races), thought it would be a great idea to burst out in laughter and basically heckle the movie during all the pivotal moments. Wasn't a great flick but killed any possible enjoyment, wish the neck stabbing guy was there.

Moral of the story - never see anything you actually want to see in gold class

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I need a picture of Dangerfield and his cat to settle a bet... Can anyone help ??

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I need a picture of Dangerfield and his cat to settle a bet... Can anyone help ??

Here you go...

 

[Natman]

At the first sign of danger he grew a beard right?

I think a beard was involved, yes.

I am intrigued by this story - please continue. I will be back later to read the latest instalment.

 

[It Just Is]

Punch an Englishman while making runs - I can respect that.

Punch an Englishman while not making runs -

 

[bomberclifford]

Pecs man, just say pecs that are carrying a few extra kilos.

I think they're what you'd call 'tuck shop' pecs.

 

[bomberclifford]

Punch an Englishman while making runs - I can respect that.

Punch an Englishman while not making runs -

A lot of my friends are English. I wouldn't hesitate to punch them no matter the situation.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I think they're what you'd call 'tuck shop' pecs.

Oooooh that's nastee.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like New York in June, how abouchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

 

[bomberclifford]

Has anyone here driven from San Fran to LA along the coast?
Want to get some tips on places to see.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I flew from LA to SF.

Worst 28 minutes of my life, United hostesses are all bitches.

 

[Noobz0r]

Has anyone here driven from San Fran to LA along the coast?
Want to get some tips on places to see.

I drove the other way 6 years ago. I can't remember all of it, I'll dig up some stuff and get back to you.

Beautiful scenery though.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Punch an Englishman while making runs - I can respect that.

Punch an Englishman while not making runs -

Roid rage.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I got accepted into the South Australian Police academy today.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I got accepted into the South Australian Police academy today.

Are you a 6 foot 4 riot squad candidate?? Well done.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I got accepted into the South Australian Police academy today.

We gone dance.

 

[bomberclifford]

I drove the other way 6 years ago. I can't remember all of it, I'll dig up some stuff and get back to you.

Beautiful scenery though.

Cheers.

I've been told there's some good wine regions along the way, if you know of any, let me know.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Cheers.

I've been told there's some good wine regions along the way, if you know of any, let me know.

Napa Valley north of San Fran is the biggest and the best.

Well it's where I got the drunkest anyway.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Are you a 6 foot 4 riot squad candidate?? Well done.

Not quite! 5'11.

 

[Power Raid]

Did I hear it right?.....Jurrah just got 16 months in jail?