Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[raman]

It used to baffle me why you would get offended over something so miniscule that I post...but then I realise that quoting me with an insult and getting your "like" count up is probably the best part of your day....then I start feeling sorry for you.

There's a like count? What can I win?

 

[Phhht]

There's a like count? What can I win?

All expenses paid trip to NYC

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Today I lost to my girlfriend at mini golf. It was very hard to keep my cool.

Did she punch you in the vagina for being a loser?

 

[Noobz0r]

Did she punch you in the vagina for being a loser?

I punched myself in the vagina, then ripped off my shirt and did 50 push ups to prove that I am a man.

The worst was when she holed in one the hardest hole whilst I carded a 7.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I punched myself in the vagina, then ripped off my shirt and did 50 push ups to prove that I am a man.

The worst was when she holed in one the hardest hole whilst I carded a 7.

knxxxx

 

[Phhht]

Did she punch you in the vagina for being a loser?

Nah she helped Noobz paint his nails with the latest 'hot' colour.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Nah she helped Noobz paint his nails with the latest 'hot' colour.

Noobz is all over that shit.

 

[Dylan8]

Nah she helped Noobz paint his nails with the latest 'hot' colour.

No, he did that himself.

 

[Noobz0r]

knxxxx

As if I'm getting laid after my efforts today.

 

[Phhht]

No, he did that himself.

Dont be ridiculous. Surely you know you cant get that even coverage when you use your opposite ha.....oh wait

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As if I'm getting laid after my efforts today.

Sounds like you might be the layee and not the layor...

 

[Noobz0r]

Sounds like you might be the layee and not the layor...

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, when's it gonna be my turn!?"

 

[Jumbo]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer

 

[spookism]

How often did Kathy Greenwood have to sleep with Drew Carey to get a constant gig on "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

 

[charcolechaddy]

I like them because they are blue.

Newcastle for obvious reasons.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

How often did Kathy Greenwood have to sleep with Drew Carey to get a constant gig on "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

Just once.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Like I love Jersey shore.

 

[tribey]

How often did Kathy Greenwood have to sleep with Drew Carey to get a constant gig on "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

Ever battled through an episode of the original English Whose Line before the likes of Ryan Stiles and Col Mochrie mercifully became regulars?

As appealing as dog shit on a ryvita.

I remember this one episode where a bald, bespectacled bloke in a tweed suit was tasked with improvising a song 'in the style of rap'. He awkwardly 'danced' while singing 'baa. baa. black. sheep. have-you. any. wool'. If I cringed any harder I'd have poo'd.

In fact the English version was so horrifically poor I originally thought the US version - especially as regards Wayne Brady - was heavily scripted.

 

[spookism]

Ever battled through an episode of the original English Whose Line before the likes of Ryan Stiles and Col Mochrie mercifully became regulars?

As appealing as dog shit on a ryvita.

I remember this one episode where a bald, bespectacled bloke in a tweed suit was tasked with improvising a song 'in the style of rap'. He awkwardly 'danced' while singing 'baa. baa. black. sheep. have-you. any. wool'. If I cringed any harder I'd have poo'd.

In fact the English version was so horrifically poor I originally thought the US version - especially as regards Wayne Brady - was heavily scripted.

English TV is better than American TV.

The exception to prove the rule.

 

[raman]

English TV is better than American TV.

The exception to prove the rule.

That rule has always been total bs, really.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just watching the 1987 Cricket World Cup doco on Fox 3.... Vintage commentary -

"All too much for Greg Dyer I'm afraid, no solid technique.... Not sure he knew what he was doing"

Ive lost it...

 

[manureid]

How many Man City fans in this thread were actual City fans prior to 2008. And how many that say yes to that were genuine followers of the premier league before then....

Werd.

 

[Powerstufff]

Today I lost to my girlfriend at mini golf. It was very hard to keep my cool.

At least you recognise the wrongness of that so you are still a man. Not much of one, but still with us.

* as she did later in Paris, soundly, when I spent the equivalent of $32 on a plastic bird with wind-up flapping wings that flew about 20m. Partly a stuff-up in my part with currency conversion while negotiating with the street vendor. Partly childish delight. It still gets brought up.

.... I just hope for your sake that the vendor wasn't female

Good point, no thank heavens.

 

[I Dont Care]

Today I lost to my girlfriend at mini golf. It was very hard to keep my cool.

Now the trick here, and this will come with experience, is learning how to con them into thinking that you let them win so they feel better about themselves. After all sport in any form is a mans domain. You will know how if you are successful if she accepts a pearl necklace gift from you. If you aren't successful...well a woman's memory is forever

 

[Duck Farmer]

As appealing as dog shit on a ryvita.

The Alabama Hot Pocket discussion finished at least two pages ago.