Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

No.

A helicopter because a bicycle has a seat.

I don't get it.

 

[raman]

No.

A helicopter because a bicycle has a seat.

A ten-inch pianist.

(IT SOUNDS LIKE PENIS)

 

[Seanybruz]

Guys, I need some advice.
I recently came into some money and am wondering what the best option might be in regards to shares, investment property, business etc. But most importantly, does that wash out?

 

[Stromageddon]

PATTONNNNE

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't get it.

Your joke generator was invented 37 and a half years ago in 1948.

They are called ajax jokes because they make no sense.

 

[Hooligan87]

Maybe it's just me but does the Gold Coast club song sound like a gay Nazi parade?

 

[raman]

LOL wut Corey Wingard is a candidate for the Tories?

 

[Killer Power]

airbnb is pretty awesome

Just had a look, very interesting. Im looking to book accomm in south of france in may. How does it work? Are they vacant properties or are you renting a room only from someone living there?

 

[Duck Farmer]

airbnb is pretty awesome

Used them to rent a great apartment in Paris last year. Using them week after next to rent a place in Sydney.

 

[raman]

Just had a look, very interesting. Im looking to book accomm in south of france in may. How does it work? Are they vacant properties or are you renting a room only from someone living there?

Either, or countless other arrangements. The exact details should be outlined in the description. The site has an excellent reputation for keeping hosts honest about exactly what's on offer.

 

[Killer Power]

Either, or countless other arrangements. The exact details should be outlined in the description. The site has an excellent reputation for keeping hosts honest about exactly what's on offer.

Yeah got it. Prices look great compared to what i have found in my research until now!

 

[I Dont Care]

Your joke generator was invented 37 and a half years ago in 1948.

They are called ajax jokes because they make no sense.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

WhyAlwaysMe

Great win by City tonight.

10 men for 80 minutes.

Silva

 

[glitch01]

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else?

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

 

[I Dont Care]

Geez, just about every thread I've looked at today could have been this thread. I think we've all been getting really a get these days brother

 

[Zakk Wylde]

SSOn's 3rd birthday party today.

Blind.

pls

 

[tribey]

LOL wut Corey Wingard is a candidate for the Tories?

I'm wary of people who smile as much as he does. Shelly Craft another.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So I'm at the pub having a schooner or 7 and I'm backing a few winners on the gee gees and I look at the next race that's about to jump and it's a greyhound race and I see a dog called Dr Portia so I think of my love and my medication and Portia and Doctor Feel and I think surely that's worth $20.

So I gets on and it salutes at $18.50 and my twenny turns into freefiddy.

Who said no to omen bets.

I have more grog to drink.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe it's just me but does the Gold Coast club song sound like a gay Nazi parade?

Could you please explain this?

 

[I Dont Care]

Could you please explain this?

I also am intrigued

 

[Doctor Feel]

So I'm at the pub having a schooner or 7 and I'm backing a few winners on the gee gees and I look at the next race that's about to jump and it's a greyhound race and I see a dog called Dr Portia so I think of my love and my medication and Portia and Doctor Feel and I think surely that's worth $20.

So I gets on and it salutes at $18.50 and my twenny turns into freefiddy.

Who said no to omen bets.

I have more grog to drink.

Yeahhh budddyyyyy, yep yep!

 

[Phhht]

Sweet! $100 on Port at 2.46!

Now please, please, please WCE dont let me down. Drunken joint bet with the bro of $50 at 246:1 for GC, GWS, Port, WCE multi

Plus we are taking on REH's challenge of, what was it 15 in a row 1.30 bets.


.....come on farrrkin!

*edit: Dammit, wrong thread. Mods plz move....farrkin!

 

[Doctor Feel]

lold at the hastag.

 

[I Dont Care]

Hey Doc...I want your Long Arms pic posted here so we can discuss it more

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hey Doc...I want your Long Arms pic posted here so we can discuss it more