Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

God damn it, now shes on the front page of UniSA.

 

[raman]

I for one encourage partial to full public nudity.

Exactly. You have to take the bad with the good.

 

[raman]

^ that reminds me, did anyone else get tweeted by Jackson Trengove's obviously hacked Twitter account last night?

 

[Portia]

The problem is they are concerned with opinion

But not with yours.

You are the Greens voter of this election.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

^ that reminds me, did anyone else get tweeted by Jackson Trengove's obviously hacked Twitter account last night?

Yep I I got it today or might have come thru last night - clicked the link and it was blocked and message said it was an unsafe site.

And from his twitter page

 

[Kickpuncher]

^ that reminds me, did anyone else get tweeted by Jackson Trengove's obviously hacked Twitter account last night?

Nope, what did they?

I heard there were quite a few of them.

 

[Doctor Feel]

But not with yours.

You are the Greens voter of this election.

Ok.

 

[raman]

Nope, what did they?

I heard there were quite a few of them.

Just some rubbish spam link.

 

[jabba5114]

Just some rubbish spam link.

Jarman impey? What a rascal

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[Stromageddon]

Uh, is Impey's dad more ripped than him?

 

[Trewth]

****. YES.

 

[Stryke]

Wanted to see how we did in R1 first?

Just waiting for Jarman to return my call

(No really I was hoping for the baby Power to maybe come back in stock. They are sold out and wanted the certificate for him)

 

[I Dont Care]

God damn it, now shes on the front page of UniSA.

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Not that I am involved with them, but I would have thought that wearing deep red lipstick in public would be the opposite of what being a feminist stood for?

 

[I Dont Care]

I was going to suggest Halfman or Devil Monkey, but yeah...maybe not PC for people that don't know Game of Thrones.

No, I don't know Game Of Thrones, however I am considering buying the DVD's as I do have moments of enjoying medievil...ok, spellcheck doesn't like that but I'm going with it..pursuits. As for Halfman, and Devil Monkey, yeah...I'm seeing Neade with that, if he makes it

 

[I Dont Care]

Having the opening of the iconic US Major League Baseball season at the Sydney Cricket Ground between the LA Dodgers and the Arizona Diamondbacks this weekend has taken sports fans back in time to the day when the greatest stars of the two sports shared the same galaxy.

The year was 1932 and Bradman and Ruth, icons of their sports, created headlines simply by sitting with each other at a baseball match in New York.

“I'll try this cricket business,’’ said Ruth, the legendary home run hitter who dominated his sport in the 1920s and 30s. “Maybe it’s my game.

“Now why don’t you put on a Yankee uniform and see what you can do against our style of pitching?’’ he quipped to Bradman.

“Maybe baseball is your game.’’

Ruth was surprised by Bradman’s small stature.

“From what they were telling me, I thought you were a husky guy.

“But us little fellows can hit them harder than the big ones.’’

Three years later Ruth kept his promise to try cricket and faced a series of first-class bowlers in a special session beside the river Thames in London, enjoying it so much he was late for a lunch appointment with his wife.

Australian Test allrounder Alan Fairfax was his coach that day and said it would take him only a fortnight to make Babe “one of the world’s greatest batsmen’’. Not that he was interested. “They tell me $40 a week is top pay in cricket. I will stick with baseball,’’ he said.

Ruth initially tried to stand like a cricketer at the crease but after feeling awkward went back to batting like a baseballer and clubbed the ball so hard the bat handle broke. Even though he had never heard the terms deep mid-wicket or “cow corner’’ that was where many deliveries he faced disappeared to.

A classic moment in history, the meeting of 2 giants in their sport

 

[RangaInTeal]

Jarman Impey is a brilliant individual!



He didn't ring up, he wasn't looking for any fan fare, he simply saw my plight and got the job done.

*by Jarman Impey we mean the entire Membership team!

 

[Doctor Feel]

TULLOCHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No, more throaty.

Tullachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghh

 

[Powerstufff]

I am genuinely astounded and deeply sympathetic for the hardship you guys must be going through, seeing such outrageous hambeasts living their lives with no concern for your opinions on aesthetics and fashion.

PS. Guys, as long as you have a tie on, your beergut is ok. Right?

Not quite on song there Portia. We're all up on the idea of double standards, and personally I accept I'm lucky not to be legally required to wear a sack on my head when in public. But the commentary is on the quite common phenomena of women wearing 'come hither' clothing where it just doesn't work for them. There is almost no male equivalent.

 

[Changaneen]

I got a text yesterday from the club saying mine was in the post, 10 mins later the postie was dropping it off

Was Jarman Impey riding the postie bike ?

 

[jabba5114]

Was Jarman Impey riding the postie bike ?

If it was jarman impey he would of delivered it as he received the text

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[chewysnake]

Firstly and most importantly I apologise for not having a Jarman Impey or Pen related post but my lady friend got the text and membership card yesterday while I'm yet to get one or the other. Anyone else had a similar occurrence in the same household where not all membership cards arrived together or should I start chasing it up?

 

[I Dont Care]

One of the great movie moments

 

[ExpectToWin]

Firstly and most importantly I apologise for not having a Jarman Impey or Pen related post but my lady friend got the text and membership card yesterday while I'm yet to get one or the other. Anyone else had a similar occurrence in the same household where not all membership cards arrived together or should I start chasing it up?

Jarman Impey has already read your post and is on his way to you as we speak

 

[RangaInTeal]

Our Jarman's now selling amazing celebrity weight loss products...



Is there anything he can't do?

Notice the capitalisation of each word. Subtle Jarman is subtle.

HGH13606 or whatever Dank was feeding the Essendon lads? We having a fire sale to get rid of our own gear? ASADA will be all over this...

 

[Portia]

Not quite on song there PortiaBut the commentary is on the quite common phenomena of women wearing 'come hither' clothing where it just doesn't work for them. There is almost no male equivalent.

Its you that is perceiving it as `come hither' clothing, when in most cases the wearer is treating it as `what my peers wear' clothing.