Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[rum ham]

Yeah but what did Tex draw with his crayons?

 

[spookism]

What's this thread about exactly ?

Forty-two

 

[raman]

Watching Law and Order earlier today, learned that a 'get' is a Jewish divorce document. At one stage the D.A. (Fred Thompson) says "did he get a get?" He really didn't, as it turned out.

For the record, I made more or less this joke quite soon after Tex's tweet. But no one got it, because I didn't go and explain it like you did.

Awesome name, by the way.

 

[rum ham]

It's deja vu all over again.

Pardon me.

 

[spookism]

In reference to everyone talking about their join dates an such the other day, it got me thinking about mine. Next year will be my tenth year and it would seem I joined in the month after my birthday. Next year I turn thirty, so when this happens I would of spent nearly 33.3% of my life on BigFooty......

 

[Steve Dore]

Pardon me.

No worries. I think it is amazing that 1180 posts later in this rambling thread you come up with an almost identical post.

What's the improbability of that?

 

[rum ham]

Awesome name, by the way.

Louis C.K. fan? If/when I change my name, it'll be to SydMcItalls or something.

 

[raman]

Louis C.K. fan?

Don't care to meet anyone who isn't.

 

[Dylan8]

Louie new season already pls

 

[El_Scorcho]

Louis CK sucks

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[Schulzenfest]

Louis CK sucks

Post reported.

 

[raman]

Louis CK sucks...

...Ewan McGregor's dick in his fantasies.

 

[DonDynamite]

Saw a guy at work tonight with a Melbourne shirt on so thought I'd make conversation. Mentioned how unfortunate the whole Mitch Clark situation is. He asked what happened so I told him he retired due to depression. "Gee, there goes the Aussie cricket team then huh?"
Casual supporters

 

[raman]

Saw a guy at work tonight with a Melbourne shirt on so thought I'd make conversation. Mentioned how unfortunate the whole Mitch Clark situation is. He asked what happened so I told him he retired due to depression. "Gee, there goes the Aussie cricket team then huh?"
Casual supporters

Hahaha this is why I never talk to anyone about football unless they manage to establish themselves as reasonably intelligent or at least conscious first.

 

[Dylan8]

Hahaha this is why I never talk to anyone about football unless they manage to establish themselves as reasonably intelligent or at least conscious first.

Western Sydney? Sorry mate don't follow soccer.

 

[Noobz0r]

Hahaha this is why I never talk to anyone about football unless they manage to establish themselves as reasonably intelligent or at least conscious first.

I have a very few select people I talk about footy with in real life.

The worst thing is boys at my amateur footy club saying stupid, ignorant shit.

 

[Portia]

Hahaha this is why I never talk to anyone about football unless they manage to establish themselves as reasonably intelligent or at least conscious first.

Its why people I know IRL dont think I'm particularly into football.

 

[raman]

Its why people I know IRL dont think I'm particularly into football.

The sucky thing is that things have been so good in the past 12 months it's really hard not to talk about it, and so when I do most people (understandably) assume I'm a total bandwagoner.

 

[DonDynamite]

The worst thing is boys at my amateur footy club saying stupid, ignorant shit.

Last week a Port supporter at my club made a sarcastic comment to a Crows supporter about the Team for All South Aussies being sponsored by a Victorian bank (Bendigo)
Crow guy points at my 2012 guernsey, "well look, ****ing Port are sponsored by VIP, never even heard of them, how pathetic"
Righto champ. Didn't even know where to start.

 

[power09]

Saw a guy at work tonight with a Melbourne shirt on so thought I'd make conversation. Mentioned how unfortunate the whole Mitch Clark situation is. He asked what happened so I told him he retired due to depression. "Gee, there goes the Aussie cricket team then huh?"
Casual supporters

This is why people like Ling, Harley and Dits get a gig in the media

 

[Portia]

Even when football is a topic its usually just crap about how port fans can't read, don't own cars and are the only membership whose IQ is increased by pet memberships.


I smile and nod and remember who said what for future reference.

 

[Noobz0r]

Even when football is a topic its usually just crap about how port fans can't read, don't own cars and are the only membership whose IQ is increased by pet memberships.


I smile and nod and remember who said what for future reference.

You must have a long list.

 

[Portia]

You must have a long list.

I recite it to myself regularly.

 

[Noobz0r]

I recite it to myself regularly.

 

[Portia]

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