Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[RussellEbertHandball]

Bloody hell flicking thru the FTA channels now that I dont foxtel and I see they are still making Blokesworld - on One. I dont think I have watched an episode for 6, maybe 7 years or more. Still tearing up an destrying terra firma with dirt bikes and four wheel drive adventures. And still talking to strippers at places like Mens Gallery. And getting to view their shows. Geez they even go overseas these days. Bogan Australia at its finest. The hosts have aged a bit.

 

[FromTheHartland]

Bloody hell flicking thru the FTA channels now that I dont foxtel and I see they are still making Blokesworld - on One. I dont think I have watched an episode for 6, maybe 7 years or more. Still tearing up an destrying terra firma with dirt bikes and four wheel drive adventures. And still talking to strippers at places like Mens Gallery. And getting to view their shows. Geez they even go overseas these days. Bogan Australia at its finest. The hosts have aged a bit.

I thought strippers were an anti-ageing elixir... I can't believe Dad's been lying to me all these years.


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[CrimsonRaven]

Plenty of things more infuriating even in public transport.
Such as waiting at every stop for 2 minutes while some eldery person [most likely Cow supporter] asks the driver "does this bus go to Colonnades/Elizabeth mall/TTP?"

I don't have any money or a ticket can I get on anyway?

 

[Quadzilla]

Sometimes that fartarser can help you catch a bus you might otherwise have missed...

On my trip around to watch a few games in August ... In Melbourne I kept getting asked directions on which tram to catch or how to buy/use miki from random Asians ... male and female?

At least 4 different people on one day alone along Swanston St/St Kilda Rd!

I'm not a local there ... currently live in NSW ... born and bred Adelaidean

 

[Dalphonso]

On my trip around to watch a few games in August ... In Melbourne I kept getting asked directions on which tram to catch or how to buy/use miki from random Asians ... male and female?

At least 4 different people on one day alone along Swanston St/St Kilda Rd!

I'm not a local there ... currently live in NSW ... born and bred Adelaidean

Adelaidean.
That is only the second time I have ever seen/heard that.A Pommy bloke called me an Adelaidean once.

 

[Quadzilla]

Adelaidean.
That is only the second time I have ever seen/heard that.A Pommy bloke called me an Adelaidean once.

First time I've ever written it ... channeling my pommie ancestors?

 

[Portia]

Adelads and Adeladies

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Adelads and Adeladies

campaigns and campaigners

 

[Magpiespower]

Sometimes that fartarser can help you catch a bus you might otherwise have missed...

Sometimes that fartarse can make you miss a train you would otherwise have caught.

After eight years of that s#it at Circular Quay, those bastards still set me off.

Press a few buttons, put your money in, take your ticket. BANG!

These people are an absolute pox on society...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So I'm in the Emirates at the races yesterday, had a few.

Said to Karl Amon "whiy teh fcuck is ure drinkang weth nithern bickley?"

He said....


"My name is Jamie Elliott".

campaigner.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

That model called Jennifer Hawkins, is she any relation to the former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins? They really don't look alike.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That model called Jennifer Hawkins, is she any relation to the former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins? They really don't look alike.

#surgeryfreeforlife

 

[Dalphonso]

campaigns and campaigners

You wouldn't talk to a woman if she didn't have a campaigner.........................................................................by her side in an election

 

[Grave Danger]

Hey Mudlark, you're not a Magpie - **** off!

 

[Portology]

Adelaidean.
That is only the second time I have ever seen/heard that.A Pommy bloke called me an Adelaidean once.

 

[Macca19]

I like pomegranates

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I hate pomgolians.

 

[NoddyHolder]

so that's what Adelaide Dean's up to these days. I always knew him and his brother, Adelaide Rodney, were ****ing pig ****ers. (Sturt supporters too - big surprise!)

edit - ****er has just turned into goose - modern technology just ****ing freaks me out

 

[Hooligan87]

Nothing more infuriating than being next in line behind some fartarsing idiot buying a bus or train ticket.

For the record, Circular Quay, Sydney, is the worst...

People who put their bag on the seat next to them are worse.

If you don't want to come into contact with the mass unwashed, Don't catch public transport.

 

[Magpiespower]

I like pomegranates

Hell, we had a whole row of pomegranate trees in our front yard when I was a kid.

They made an awesome mess of things.

Especially when we'd bullseye the kids down the street with 'em.

SPLAT!!!

 

[raman]

I hate pomgolians.

My step brother has lived in England for significant periods, and has visited Mongolia, so does that make him a pomgolian?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

My step brother has lived in England for significant periods, and has visited Mongolia, so does that make him a pomgolian?

You should beat him for being a step brother.

 

[It Just Is]

I like pomegranates

Nice flavor, lots of effort.

 

[I Dont Care]

You should beat him for being a step brother.

Or maybe step on him...then he can do the same back

 

[I Dont Care]

I have New Guinea beans growing in the back. I don't eat them, but I grow them