Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[FromTheHartland]

Wanting to sell a ticket to the Quarter final at AO tomorrow for face value of $95, southern stand, row K of section 526. Great seat. And you get to sit with me and my mate and hear our various witty remarks.

Already going my man.

 

[bomberclifford]

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I think I will send this in to the dopey duo on 5aa every time they piss me off with dumb comments.

 

[Dylan8]

a rendering of units

 

[Stromageddon]

Flinders Uni is ******* useless.

So, I had a class and there were only 14 people in this particular session and the topic coordinator said how great it was to have a small class and all that jazz, more attention to individual students etc. Anyway, we had to form groups for the rest of the semester so I of course find the two hottest girls in the class and group with them. Turns out they are BOTH pole dancers. Literally jackpot.

But they cancel the ******* class and transfer me into another one because ours is "too small" and "cost ineffective"

**** this shit now I'm gonna have to be that awkward loner that stands out the front of the class while the teacher says "so who wants to take this boy into their group?"

I WANT MY POLE DANCERS BACK YOU USELESS AS ******* SHIT UNIVERSITY

Good news. One of them is in the same class as me still. Have her on facey now as Well. Dylan and SScorchy can check it.

 

[Stromageddon]

A fart is really just an air shit.

 

[raman]

I think Eddie Dingle has infected my brain. Ever since St. Patty's I've had Ween's "Blarney Stone" (Live in Chicago) stuck in my head.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Good news. One of them is in the same class as me still. Have her on facey now as Well. Dylan and SScorchy can check it.

So this is you?

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Good news. One of them is in the same class as me still. Have her on facey now as Well. Dylan and SScorchy can check it.

You are my hero...seriously....

 

[Dylan8]

she is hot

 

[charcolechaddy]

God the footy show is like vomiting thru your nose.

 

[Macca19]

Obscenely mesmerising

 

[I Dont Care]

Obscenely mesmerising

Until the last one embarrassed the others

 

[Kickpuncher]

Until the last one embarrassed the others

 

[ozph1870]

Good news. One of them is in the same class as me still. Have her on facey now as Well. Dylan and SScorchy can check it.

there was a time when 'have her on facey' only had one meaning...

 

[CharlieKelly]

the girlfriend and I are moving to Richmond soon, about 50m from West Adelaide FC, trying to convince her to name our wifi network 'F*CK_THE_SANFL'

 

[chiwigi]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...Romans-left-no-trace.html?ito=social-facebook

Science catches up to History.
Most interesting is the lack of Viking DNA.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I think Eddie Dingle has infected my brain. Ever since St. Patty's I've had Ween's "Blarney Stone" (Live in Chicago) stuck in my head.

Well good for you Ben

 

[Eddie Dingle]

she is hot

Pics or something something

 

[finbarr]

 

[chiwigi]

View attachment 117210

Gotta love the Viz letters page.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...Romans-left-no-trace.html?ito=social-facebook

Science catches up to History.
Most interesting is the lack of Viking DNA.

Damn Vikings always washing their hands after raping and pillaging...

 

[chiwigi]

Damn Vikings always washing their hands after raping and pillaging...

Plenty of pillaging....lots of gay sex.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I think Eddie Dingle has infected my brain. Ever since St. Patty's I've had Ween's "Blarney Stone" (Live in Chicago) stuck in my head.

Yeah now you got me on it...

 

[FromTheHartland]

Damn Vikings always washing their hands after raping and pillaging...

Food handling standards are a cornerstone of Nordic culture.