LOL jeezus mate u alright?Stanley knives + half drunk electricians + small jobs that have been put off so long they become annoying = a late night in emergency and a few stitches
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LOL jeezus mate u alright?Stanley knives + half drunk electricians + small jobs that have been put off so long they become annoying = a late night in emergency and a few stitches
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What's with Australian tennis players turning into big headed ******s these days....
Bernard Tomic axed from the Davis Cup squad. What a surprise said no one ever.
They had to put up with his attitude when he was the only Aussie player who was capable of winning matches, but with the rise of the two Ks and one or two others, Bernie has become expendable. When Llittle Lleyton takes up his Davis Cup role it will be interesting to see how he manages Nick Kyrgios's burgeoning ego - that could be an epic clash of wills!
Don't forget to rewind your DVD after watching.
Far out, it's been so long since I've used the DVD player, I've actually forgotten how to turn it on and shit.
Well, I guess I'm not watching John Wick tonight.
Or any other DVD for that matter...
The most creative reconstruction of a political memory I've ever seen...
That is very good, but I'll never be able to look at John Bender the same again. Couldn't they have assassinated the nerdy Brian instead?![]()
You havnt played a proper game of cricket then at a higher level with a demon opening bowler coming at you, wind at his back. I got more bruises from batting than anything I ever did put together ( taking out my motor cross riding)And cricket, boring middle class twaddle.
Those who played cricket or tennis in school were the middle class weaklings called Timothy or Tarquin etc.who couldn't get into the sports teams or their (usually very hot) mummy didn't want them getting hurt.
I take it conjugal relations were out of the question?The wonders of garlic
I had a mega toothache last night pain killers and warm salt water wouldn't ease the bugger at all so I chewed quarter of a clove of garlic for about 5 minutes... eyes watered a bit, that burning taste intensified, spat that hot crap out and then the tooth pain did initially increase quite a bit but 5 minutes later bang toothache gone and hasn't returned today.
Next time you have really nagging tooth pain give it a try as it will at least ease pain drastically before you get to the dentist.
I'm very single now mate and in recovery and between salt water swilling, nips of raki and garlic munching I was in no condition to go out on the pull.I take it conjugal relations were out of the question?
Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.![]()
Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.![]()
Make sure you link us to what promises to be a pretty epic Yelp review...
Jesus ******* christ, ordered a pizza two ******* hours ago and still haven't received it yet, phoned up and the doziest campaigner said my pizza was now coming out of the ******* oven and would be another 20 ******* minutes.![]()