Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[raman]

I want to know what love is.

I saw a phone number for that in a toilet stall once.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

 

[Steve Dore]

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'd **** me.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm all out of love...

 

[Steve Dore]

.... and other bruises?

 

[raman]

I'm all out of love...

Air Supply?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Air Supply?

 

[manureid]

Great meal with a terrible view.

Sometime the opposite is true.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sometime the opposite is true.

 

[Lagooner]

69 is overrated

Discuss

Yeah not the most comfortable way to go about it, especially for the neck. The most enjoyable method follows standard evacuation etiquette; one at a time and ladies first.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Ooh-na-na, Ooh-na-na-hi-ya
Ooh-na-na-hi-ya-hi-ya
Ooh-na-na, Ooh-na-na-hi-ya
Ooh-na-na-hi-ya-hi-ya

 

[raman]

Yeah not the most comfortable way to go about it, especially for the neck. The most enjoyable method follows standard evacuation etiquette; one at a time and ladies first.

Thank you.

I was a little concerned that I wrote "69 is overrated" and a bunch of people seem to have interpreted that as "oral is overrated".

 

[Grave Danger]

69 is overrated

Discuss

As Eddie McGuire said to Kane Cornes, "You are what you eat."

 

[Lagooner]

a bunch of people seem to have interpreted that as "oral is overrated".

I thought it was pretty clear since no one in history could ever have said this!

 

[Steve Dore]

I thought it was pretty clear since no one in history could ever have said this!

Michael Douglas?

 

[Lagooner]

Michael Douglas?

What's his deal. Not a fan of giving? Receiving? Both?!

If it's both he might be dead.

 

[raman]

What's his deal. Not a fan of giving? Receiving? Both?!

If it's both he might be dead.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...my-throat-cancer/story-e6frfmq9-1226655871366

 

[Lagooner]

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...my-throat-cancer/story-e6frfmq9-1226655871366

Yeah right. How did I miss this?

Makes my quip about him being dead seem pretty heartless in retrospect.

 

[Andre]

69 is overrated

Discuss

Does it matter whose top dog?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I prefer the 68.

You know, where you go down on me and I owe you one.

 

[raman]

Yeah right. How did I miss this?

Makes my quip about him being dead seem pretty heartless in retrospect.

Don't feel bad, his claim is total bollocks.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Don't feel bad, his face is total bollocks.

efa

 

[Lagooner]

Don't feel bad, his claim is total bollocks.

Yeah he's still got cancer though.

On the other hand the lucky bastard "caught it" from CZJ so he's lived a good life!

 

[Dylan8]

So I was looking up famous people who are 69 years old to try and predict who's next, and realised that if Bon Scott and Freddy Mercury were still alive they'd also be 69. I don't know why but that surprised me

Donald Trump is 69 so here's hoping