Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[Trewth]

FMD, even for Salisbury, it f@%king went off outside Big W.

Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.

"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"

Etc, etc.

Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.

Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her ****.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...

Amazing. I'd pay to watch that sort of theatre

 

[Boss351]

Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her ****.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...

 

[Doctor Feel]

FMD, even for Salisbury, it f@%king went off outside Big W.

Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.

"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"

Etc, etc.

Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.

Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her ****.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...

Well you know the bag checker was 100% on the money.

 

[edgie]

It makes me sad that Wesley Snipes is not in Major League 2

It makes me sad that there is a major league 2. Not sure how I feel about 3.





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[bomberclifford]

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her ****.

Now there's a sentence you don't read everyday.

 

[edgie]

Only every played Mass Effect, Watch Dogs, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA games on release, so a good strike rate from quality reliable developers.

Not happy South Park is delayed though.

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[Doctor Feel]

Only every played Mass Effect, Watch Dogs, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA games on release, so a good strike rate from quality reliable developers.

Not happy South Park is delayed though.

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Watch Dogs was bug filled trash on launch.

 

[SgtSchulz]

Solid #necrothread

 

[Doctor Feel]

Solid #necrothread
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Man, Macca19 was a campaigner in his young age.

 

[bomberclifford]

Solid #necrothread
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#notthesameclub
#est1997

 

[tribey]

Solid #necrothread
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WWT was beaten in the decider by 125 points that year too.

And the Crows by 141 up in Brisbane.

I'm glad we got to enjoy such all-encompassing schadenfreude for all of twelve minutes.

 

[edgie]

Watch Dogs was bug filled trash on launch.

A good strike rate, not a flawless one. I didn't even plan on buying it, just went to the midnight launch for something to do with a mate and got it on impulse.

Be interesting to see how part two goes.





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[edgie]

Ford production ends in Australia today. They say another door always opens, but all I see are doors closing.

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[Steve Dore]

Ford productions ends in Australia today. They say another door always opens, but all I see are doors closing.

The last Cruze rolled off the line at Elisabeth today also. GM production in Australia ends in 12 months.

 

[Magpiespower]

Amazing. I'd pay to watch that sort of theatre

Lol. Drew a massive crowd. I would've liked the cheap seats instead of front row, tho...

 

[Magpiespower]

Now there's a sentence you don't read everyday.

Mama Bear was right in the thick of it protecting her cub.

Up in all y'alls grill, calling everyone "campaigner," "bitch" and "****."

Oh, and, flashing her ****...

 

[Grave Danger]

Today's TV guide:

Everyday Gourmet with Justine Schofield
Mild coarse language


Maybe she's making f****ts today, or her souffle doesn't rise

 

[LukeSA]

Mama Bear was right in the thick of it protecting her cub.

Up in all y'alls grill, calling everyone "campaigner," "bitch" and "****."

Oh, and, flashing her ****...

The only thing that would have made it more northern suburbs was someone doing a burnout in a commodore up the mall.

 

[bomberclifford]

The only thing that would have made it more northern suburbs was someone doing a burnout in a commodore up the mall.

What makes you think there wasn't?

 

[Magpiespower]

Pickle me grandmother, Ted Bullpitt has died, aged 86...

 

[Trewth]

Does the rest of the country enjoy Banh Mi as much as we do or is it just an Adelaide thing? I had an absolute banger today, had the best crackle in it.

 

[Boss351]

Ford production ends in Australia today.

The last Cruze rolled off the line at Elisabeth today also. GM production in Australia ends in 12 months.

Pickle me grandmother, Ted Bullpitt has died, aged 86...

not the Kingswood!, R.I.P. Ross, had a good innings though
more of my childhood gone

 

[Steve Dore]

Pickle me grandmother, Ted Bullpitt has died, aged 86...

Sad news but 86 is a good innings.



Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler could be speech writers for Pauline Hanson

 

[powermacs]

Does the rest of the country enjoy Banh Mi as much as we do or is it just an Adelaide thing? I had an absolute banger today, had the best crackle in it.

Where? At one stage I was on a FB page that was handy to find nice rolls but it turned to shit long time ago.

 

[Portia]

Would prefer Bullpitts views died rather than his actor