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FMD, even for Salisbury, it f@%king went off outside Big W.
Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.
"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"
Etc, etc.
Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.
Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.
Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.
The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.
Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.
Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her tits.
Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.
All I wanted was Director Krennic...
Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.
"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"
Etc, etc.
Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.
Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.
Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.
The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.
Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.
Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her tits.
Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.
All I wanted was Director Krennic...
