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Who is your most hated set of twins in the AFL?


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FMD, even for Salisbury, it f@%king went off outside Big W.

Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.

"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"

Etc, etc.

Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.

Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her tits.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...
Amazing. I'd pay to watch that sort of theatre
 

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Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her tits.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...
 

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FMD, even for Salisbury, it f@%king went off outside Big W.

Dude wanted to check a 14yo girl's handbag and her 15yo boyfriend went ballistic.

"YOU MUTHA F@%KAH! I'LL KILL YOU DOG! F@%KEN CAMPAIGNER!"

Etc, etc.

Comes charging right at me as I browse Rogue One figures. "Don't make eye contact," I say to myself as he brushes past with his girlfriend in tow.

Charges out of the store then charges back in and belts the Big W staffer who wanted to check his gf's bag.

Then it was on! Security rush in. Somehow, the young fella breaks free. Bystanders smash him. Young fellas Mum gets into it. Fists are flying.

The girlfriend starts swinging at the bystanders fighting her boyfriend. Bystander swings. BAM! And she's down for the count.

Young fella breaks free AGAIN! This time grabs some scissors. Now he's trying to stab people.

Meanwhile, his Mum starts flashing her tits.

Absolute chaos ensues. Then a stand off. Eventually, the cops rock up, cuff him and lead him away.

All I wanted was Director Krennic...
Well you know the bag checker was 100% on the money.
 

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Only every played Mass Effect, Watch Dogs, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA games on release, so a good strike rate from quality reliable developers.

Not happy South Park is delayed though.

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Only every played Mass Effect, Watch Dogs, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA games on release, so a good strike rate from quality reliable developers.

Not happy South Park is delayed though.

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Watch Dogs was bug filled trash on launch.
 

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Watch Dogs was bug filled trash on launch.


A good strike rate, not a flawless one. I didn't even plan on buying it, just went to the midnight launch for something to do with a mate and got it on impulse.

Be interesting to see how part two goes.





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Mama Bear was right in the thick of it protecting her cub.

Up in all y'alls grill, calling everyone "campaigner," "bitch" and "slut."

Oh, and, flashing her tits...
The only thing that would have made it more northern suburbs was someone doing a burnout in a commodore up the mall.
 

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