Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[Doctor Feel]

We handed out flyers for my lost cat today and BAM old guy calls up and said he was locked in his shed. He's home! 5 days missing.

 

[Forzaport]

We handed out flyers for my lost cat today and BAM old guy calls up and said he was locked in his shed. He's home! 5 days missing.

Great news!!

I panic if our cat is missing for more than 2 hours.

 

[CharlieKelly]

I just want to share this golden post about the Crows on Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/56exd7/rafl_roast_of_the_adelaide_crows_718/d8iqv3s

> open copy of adelaide advertiser

> notice port fans showing slightest bit of emotion

> those ruffians from port need a good dose of national service

> timer goes off

> oh bother, apricot slice is overdone

> feed it to the corgi

> ponder taking train to adelaide oval

> oh no, too many smelly people in this city

> stay in and work on quilt depicting david koch being fed to ravenous beavers

> beryl, this might just be your masterpiece

> switch on the tv

> far too loud

> turn the volume from 6 down to 3

> much better

> tut grandson for not turning the volume down after he used it to watch songs of praise

> tut at the australian government for forcing you to get rid of your 1961 analog tv

> tut at the commentators for talking too loudly

> tut at the fans for behaving like louts

> tut at the opposition players for tackling too hard

> ring the afl

> "bring back a hearty rendition of god save the queen before every match"

> fall asleep at half time

> wake up in the morning

> tut the dog for not keeping you awake

> adelaide won, hooray

> yet another win on our unstoppable march to 5th on the ladder for another year

> go to local ethnic market

> see victorian approaching

> clutch purse close to chest

> "good morning ma'am"

> "go **** yourself you victorian campaigner. i hope you choke on your mother's testicles"

> love a bit of friendly back and forth

 

[Doctor Feel]

The lovely old guy said he is often there sunning himself on his watertanks and cruising around. Everyone we spoke to loves him. Lady across the road said he greets them every morning when they go for a walk, old bloke next door who lives alone had pictures of him lounging in his yard. Based cat.

 

[Steve Dore]

We handed out flyers for my lost cat today and BAM old guy calls up and said he was locked in his shed. He's home! 5 days missing.

Great news.

I thought this may have been your dog and its friend

 

[Magpiespower]

"Beryl, this might just be your masterpiece."

PMSL

 

[Doctor Feel]

Western star butter is so much better than all other butters it's actually embarrassing.

 

[Forzaport]

Western star butter is so much better than all other butters it's actually embarrassing.

For cooking yes but for eating Lurpak slightly salted gets the blue ribbon from me.

 

[TheFVK]

We handed out flyers for my lost cat today and BAM old guy calls up and said he was locked in his shed. He's home! 5 days missing.

Good for you dude, nary a worse feeling than losing a pet.

Just saw my first Christmas tree up for the year, people are campaigners

It's socially acceptable, nay encouraged to egg any house with Christmas gear up before mid-November. May I recommend the 700g carton of organics for that double feel-good factor.

 

[PAFC04]

OK that makes no sense to me. You do it for me and I'll pay you for it and your time.

 

[PAFC04]

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you mean to say it took 5 mins to realize to nudge the turkey with the car......

 

[tribey]

We handed out flyers for my lost cat today and BAM old guy calls up and said he was locked in his shed. He's home! 5 days missing.

Yay <3

 

[NoddyHolder]

I heard that yesterday.

I'm buying a digital radio for the occasion. It's on Doublej which is good but it's being done by that ****wit from Frenzal Rhomb which is bad.

Can you record things from the wireless these days?

Sit your Panasonic tape recorder in front of the speaker and press down BOTH the play AND record buttons. Press BOTH or it won't record. When campaigner from frenzel rhomb speaks press down pause button. Don't forget to release pause button when campaigner stops speaking or you'll miss out on some of the tunes. When show finishes press pause before pressing stop or your recording will end with an awful clunking sound.
Play back at your leisure. Enjoy

 

[PAFC04]

Sit your Panasonic tape recorder in front of the speaker and press down BOTH the play AND record buttons. Press BOTH or it won't record. When campaigner from frenzel rhomb speaks press down pause button. Don't forget to release pause button when campaigner stops speaking or you'll miss out on some of the tunes. When show finishes press pause before pressing stop or your recording will end with an awful clunking sound.
Play back at your leisure. Enjoy

This is the one i think ED

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Cat found and old bloke next door who takes pussy pics outed.. Well done Doctor Feel

 

[edgie]

For cooking yes but for eating Lurpak slightly salted gets the blue ribbon from me.

Will try. I eat butter like... well like butter shouldn't be eaten.

 

[edgie]

Good old local rag

 

[bomberclifford]

Sit your Panasonic tape recorder in front of the speaker and press down BOTH the play AND record buttons. Press BOTH or it won't record. When campaigner from frenzel rhomb speaks press down pause button. Don't forget to release pause button when campaigner stops speaking or you'll miss out on some of the tunes. When show finishes press pause before pressing stop or your recording will end with an awful clunking sound.
Play back at your leisure. Enjoy

We're down at the shack this weekend and kids are getting a dose of vinyl played on an old portable record player. I was explaining to them this exact process this morning and their glazed expressions had a Children of the Corn vibe about them. I feel so damn old.

 

[bomberclifford]

Good old local rag

Teacher: "Ok kids bring your laptops in tomorrow"
Concerned citizen: "LAPTOPS!? WHAT ABOUT THE PORNZ!!"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Normal service resumed.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Louis Theroux's "My Scientology Movie" is worth a gander.. what a bunch of psychos

 

[Magpiespower]

Ah, shit, The Karate Kid Part II is on.

Daniel-san ambushes Miyagi as he's boarding the plane for Okinawa.

Doesn't take any of the million hints to piss off back to Reseda.

Once a campaigner, always a campaigner...

 

[BornPort]

 

[edgie]

Ah, shit, The Karate Kid Part II is on.

Daniel-san ambushes Miyagi as he's boarding the plane for Okinawa.

Doesn't take any of the million hints to piss off back to Reseda.

Once a campaigner, always a campaigner...

Actually think as a movie it runs the first one very closely... a good sequel. Time to switch it on and make a list of all the campaignery things Daniel does.

 

[edgie]

Teacher: "Ok kids bring your laptops in tomorrow"
Concerned citizen: "LAPTOPS!? WHAT ABOUT THE PORNZ!!"

It has a great irrelevant picture to headline combinations. Old mate Russel is very happy about the BYO pr0n.

Also I would be surprised if kids today use their computers for pr0n, surely thats what the mobile and snapchat and whatever else is for?