Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[StuMan]

Lynx Java was my jam back in primary school.

 

[LukeSA]

Talk about deodorants, does anyone remember Graphite? That shit used to block my nose up something chronic.

What was the spray of choice with all the guys in my year 8 class?

 

[edgie]

I trim my underarms, definitely reduces sweat and odor.

Of course, still use my Rexona regardless, but prevention is the best cure.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I trim my underarms, definitely reduces sweat and odor.

Of course, still use my Rexona regardless, but prevention is the best cure.

MFW undesirably let into Edgies bathroom rituals.

 

[edgie]

Also, if you ever wanna smell like Angus Young's sweat soaked boxer shorts after playing a gig, combined with cigarette ash and groupies

 

[Macca19]

Rexona doesnt work with me for some reason.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Rexona doesnt work with me for some reason.

Because you aren't Australia's Greatest Athlete m8.

 

[Dylan8]

Also, if you ever wanna smell like Angus Young's sweat soaked boxer shorts after playing a gig, combined with cigarette ash and groupies

My entire Bunk Moreland reaction gif folder isn't enough for this post

 

[Doctor Feel]

My entire Bunk Moreland reaction gif folder isn't enough for this post

That's a legitimate picture of the AC/DC fragrances that edgie owns, that he has on his PC for moments like this when he likes to drop that he has AC/DC fragrances ready to go when he's feeling particularly amorous on karaoke night.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

AC/DC are pretty much on the nose these days it's probably the most apt of their "sellout" products.

 

[Dylan8]

hahahah wait does it come with a flippin' guitar pick?

 

[Doctor Feel]

hahahah wait does it come with a flippin' guitar pick?

That's the lid you humongous poo stain.

But probably.

 

[Papa G]

I use Women's deodorant. But to counter act this I use male tampons.

 

[StuMan]

I do remember loving Lynx Zero back in my early high school years. Was definitely the best Lynx spray, not that that's saying much.
I even found the original tv commercial, haha.
http://www.tvspots.tv/video/4938/lever-faberge--lynx-icons

 

[Grave Danger]

Whatever Woolworths has on special at less than $5 a can, so it rotates between Rexona, Lynx and Adidas. And although it may say it's for men, Nivea still sounds too girly to me (and Ollie Wines no doubt).

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nivea is the ****. I'm 12 now, Nivea keeps me looking 12.

 

[Lagooner]

Lynx Phoenix FTW.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Old Spice roll on is my go to.

I don't really get body odour tho.

 

[StuMan]

I switched from Rexona to Dove recently. Quality stuff.

 

[manureid]

I dab my pits with Pot Pourri.

 

[Lagooner]

I do remember loving Lynx Zero back in my early high school years. Was definitely the best Lynx spray, not that that's saying much.
I even found the original tv commercial, haha.
http://www.tvspots.tv/video/4938/lever-faberge--lynx-icons

Lol how hard did the word "Millennium" get flogged back in 1999?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol how hard did the word "Millennium" get flogged back in 1999?

Still does. Marketing seems to substitute the words "premium" for "millenium" for some reason. ID Millennium lubricant is the best though, get on that shit. Inb4 mfw undesirably let into feels bedroom rituals.

 

[edgie]

When I was a younger, I was unprepared for a footy trip and realised I had forgotten any sort of deodorant. I asked a senior umpire (a man of wealth and taste) for some, he pulled out this flash looking small glass bottle, and I went right in to applying it en masse to my armpits. He looks at me with a look of utter repulsion on his face, and says in the most controlled tones he can muster "... it's more of a body spray..."

PS, the changerooms allocated to the curtain raiser teams were much better at AAMI than AO.

 

[Lagooner]

Still does. Marketing seems to substitute the words "premium" for "millenium" for some reason. ID Millennium lubricant is the best though, get on that shit. Inb4 mfw undesirably let into feels bedroom rituals.

I just assumed that "Doctor Feel" was in reference to your penchant for furious masturbation anyway.

 

[Trewth]

I use Women's deodorant. But to counter act this I use male tampons.

I do too, Rexona Shower Fresh. I like how soft it feels on my armpits. It smells pretty neutral though so it's not too dainty.