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Who is your most hated set of twins in the AFL?


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LukeSA

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Talk about deodorants, does anyone remember Graphite? That shit used to block my nose up something chronic.

What was the spray of choice with all the guys in my year 8 class? :rolleyes:
 

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My entire Bunk Moreland reaction gif folder isn't enough for this post
That's a legitimate picture of the AC/DC fragrances that edgie owns, that he has on his PC for moments like this when he likes to drop that he has AC/DC fragrances ready to go when he's feeling particularly amorous on karaoke night.
 

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Whatever Woolworths has on special at less than $5 a can, so it rotates between Rexona, Lynx and Adidas. And although it may say it's for men, Nivea still sounds too girly to me (and Ollie Wines no doubt).
 

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Lol how hard did the word "Millennium" get flogged back in 1999?
Still does. Marketing seems to substitute the words "premium" for "millenium" for some reason. ID Millennium lubricant is the best though, get on that shit. Inb4 mfw undesirably let into feels bedroom rituals.
 

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When I was a younger, I was unprepared for a footy trip and realised I had forgotten any sort of deodorant. I asked a senior umpire (a man of wealth and taste) for some, he pulled out this flash looking small glass bottle, and I went right in to applying it en masse to my armpits. He looks at me with a look of utter repulsion on his face, and says in the most controlled tones he can muster "... it's more of a body spray..."

PS, the changerooms allocated to the curtain raiser teams were much better at AAMI than AO.
 

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Still does. Marketing seems to substitute the words "premium" for "millenium" for some reason. ID Millennium lubricant is the best though, get on that shit. Inb4 mfw undesirably let into feels bedroom rituals.
I just assumed that "Doctor Feel" was in reference to your penchant for furious masturbation anyway. :D
 
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