Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[Doctor Feel]

I'll never look at your avatar the same way again!

TFW balls tangled and laid out on surgical table

 

[raman]

Got thrown off my bike when I was a kid & rode a fence railing for about 5 metres by my balls. Had to get my sack cut open, balls laid out & untangled etc. Thankfully 2 kids later everything still worked.

Most vivid word in a way-too-vivid post.

 

[Hooligan87]

I just rediscovered Monty Python.



Also, I fart in your general direction and your mother was a hamster.

 

[finbarr]

Smashing head first into a street sign pole at 65 km/h before sliding on my face down the bitumen road and peeling half my face off before being scraped off the road not breathing was pretty gnarly.

 

[finbarr]

I didn't know ghosts could post on Bigfooty?

All I remember was waking up in hospital the next day. It was pretty messed up. These days I'm the stereotypical Port supporter with front tooth missing. I quite like it.

 

[68vette]

I had my nemesis chop off my hand with a laser sword and later tell me he was my father.

You cannot pick your relatives.

 

[Jonts]

Go you falcons!
Flagstaff Hill A grade 2016 premiers

Yeah boiiiz

 

[powermacs]

Q. What's your secret?

A. AIDS

 

[Needs Gravy]

I was just thinking the same thing.

I have a testicle story, not as brutal as VXV's, but it's prolly not suitable for a public forum.

Had to have mine subject to an ultra sound yesterday. Fingers crossed it would be by a 50+ old bloke. Around the corner comes a thirty something attractive female and yeap calls my name. As she apologies for the cold gel all I could manage was ' the next five minutes are not going to be the highlight of either of our days this just get this over with' She laughed a little to much and it was over. Scan all clear to.

 

[edgie]

Saw the new Ben-Hur today.

John Butcher was exceptional in his post football career debut, in a role he was born to play.

 

[Lagooner]

Here's to you trichromatic malakas.

Eat a treasure chest filled with sapphire-encrusted dildongs.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Here's to you trichromatic malakas.

Eat a treasure chest filled with sapphire-encrusted dildongs.

Shaun Hart likes this.

 

[Portia]

actually Adelaide's roads were designed for horses, pedestrians and bicycles

 

[edgie]

Roads were indeed designed for cars and b-doubles. Good thing that every town planner ever has a degree in foresight.

 

[edgie]

I don't think I've ever had a seriously painful serious injury. I've had a lot of injury but usually aren't painful. Give me a knockout concussion, torn groin, or nearly dying from being prescribed penicillin over the missus busting a pimple any day. That shit hurts.

Long story short, my old brother was in an accident where he was lucky to survive and has to catheterise himself. The first time he done it he passed out from the pain and experience. It's pretty much the most horrible thing I can imagine and tougher than anything I could ever do.

 

[Lagooner]

Filling up an ice tray getalf cyt is not a viable

 

[Lagooner]

Go on with what? Engaging in a stupid, pointless argument with an idiotic, aggressive, drunk idiot who picks fights out of thin air? Sounds like fun.

22 black! Classic misdirection.

 

[Doctor Feel]

22 black! Classic misdirection.

Are you on the ben jacobs tonight too, bird man?

 

[Portia]

Are you on the ben jacobs tonight too, bird man?

He's already called people cazzo and malaka, so I'm going with `yes'

 

[xflamedancer]

The most seriously painful injury I've ever had was falling off the deck of a semi trailer and pile driving my elbow into the bitumen, breaking the ends off my Humerus and Radial bones.

Think of the absolute worst time you've hit your funny bone and multiply it by about 10,000. The surgeon managed to piece it all back together but there are 5 screws still in my elbow and my arm will never fully straighten out.

 

[Changaneen]

Don't finny, as tempting as it is, if we're going to ever rid the board of this we can only keep ignoring it and reporting his posts.

And

Go on with what? Engaging in a stupid, pointless argument with an idiotic, aggressive, drunk idiot who picks fights out of thin air? Sounds like fun.

Youd have no idea whether im sober or not. I post a lot from work. The thing with some of you lot if you're challanged you think every one is pissed. Well hello dick face. Im not . And you are still an opinionated eff head. How does that sound?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just report it.

 

[manureid]

Deckchair-popcorn.jpg

 

[Lagooner]

He's already called people cazzo and malaka, so I'm going with `yes'

Affirmative Porscha.

And

Youd have no idea whether im sober or not. I post a lot from work. The thing with some of you lot if you're challanged you think every one is pissed. Well hello dick face. Im not . And you are still an opinionated eff head. How does that sound?

Sounds great knobhead.

 

[edgie]

Is Forza Horizon 3 the first big game set in Australia?

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