Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[bomberclifford]

The Fowl Hole™

Just don't order the gravy.

 

[Dylan8]

Looking about on JB because my mum wants to get herself a laptop and I'm having the most grating time.

I see something that looks decent enough but when I google the model number to find a review (to find an unbiased take on the battery life) these particular models only seem to exist in JB hi fi land. Like there will be a similar model but with a few different digits in the model number and in the review it'll have a different RAM spec or a different resolution. So maybe it's got different battery life to the one JB is selling too.

Raaaaaah

 

[Dylan8]

And HP has several laptops under the same name and the reviews don't distinguish them

**** me. How hard is it to name product line?

 

[Lagooner]

The Fowl Hole™

Just don't order the gravy.

"We make the biggest nuggets in the city!"

 

[Portology]

I'm going to open a rival chain called chicken dungeon.

Fritzl Fries, only at #chickendungeon.


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[Eddie Dingle]

I'm going to open a rival chain called chicken dungeon.

Jame Gumbs Chicken Dungeon.

Staff only wear uniforms made of chicken skin and you welcome customers with "I'd **** me can I take your order" and any complaints reported to management begin with "she was a great big fat person" etc etc.

do you still hear the chickens Clarice?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Too late Feel I've already broken ground on my first Chicken Hole franchise.

Chicken Crevice just had their broiler put in though m8.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Too late Feel I've already broken ground on my first Chicken Hole franchise.

"Chicken cave? Hey fellas, a chicken cave. Well laaa dii daaa Mr. Frenchman."
"...well what do you call it?"
"The chicken hole."

 

[Lagooner]

Chicken Crevice just had their broiler put in though m8.

Damn those guys are closer to Chicken Gash than you think!

 

[Steve Dore]

+1

Also the oddly-named Chicken Cave at Fulham Gardens does pretty good chips.

My late mother used to drive miles (yes, she stilled called them miles), passing several chicken shops on the way, to buy chips at the Chicken Cave at Fulham Gardens.

 

[bomberclifford]

It's like the Magic Cave, but with chickens.

 

[Macca19]

+1 for Chicken Cave.

Haven't been since the fire which burnt down most of the businesses in that block. I wonder if it's still ran by the same people.

Same people run it. The best! Sotos goes alright too!

 

[bomberclifford]

"We make the biggest nuggets in the city!"

Nug City would be a good name for a franchise.

 

[Steve Dore]

Same people run it. The best! Sotos goes alright too!

I haven't been there for a while but The Stunned Mullet at Henley Beach did good chips.

Not in the same area but Fish Out Of Water at Hyde Park did good chips but I haven't been there for over a decade since my short stint living in the "eastern" suburbs.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like the slogan "from crowing to bleeding to steaming!"

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Nug City would be a good name for a franchise.

Unless the sign writer is dyslexic and it ends up reading gnu city

 

[Steve Dore]

Unless the sign writer is dyslexic and it ends up reading gnu city

 

[Doctor Feel]

And HP has several laptops under the same name and the reviews don't distinguish them

**** me. How hard is it to name product line?

"Oh yes everyone knows the difference between the 7800, the 7800i and 7800x."

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Same people run it. The best! Sotos goes alright too!

Sotos for best yiros.

**** their line up tho.

 

[Steve Dore]

Sotos for best yiros.

**** their line up tho.

Doras yiros on Findon Road

 

[Magpiespower]

Jame Gumbs Chicken Dungeon.

Staff only wear uniforms made of chicken skin and you welcome customers with "I'd **** me can I take your order" and any complaints reported to management begin with "she was a great big fat person" etc etc.

do you still hear the chickens Clarice?

It puts the chicken salt on its chips...

 

[Steve Dore]

carn you cooked your goose now you can lie in it.

Followed a Google link to an article on The Australian website and got this;

 

[Power Girl]

Won't somebody think of the chickens

 

[bomberclifford]

Sotos for best yiros.

**** their line up tho.

... and their cash only fascism.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

... and their cash only fascism.

"No yiros for you.... Come back, 1 year!"