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I was genuinely annoyed that Bailey got weirded out by his start against GWS and kind of just disappeared.
The fact* is no-one has been given the poisoned chalice that is the medisub role as often as Bailey Banfield
. And no-one has padded up so manfully as Bailey; stood up to receive the chalice and drunk so deeply from it. No-one has so selflessly run up and down the spot in a t-shirt, trying to stay focused, unsure if you are going to get a gig, realising getting a gig is a bit like lifting a can from the slab that killed Bon Scott and not being entirely convinced this pariah warm-up at half-time is quite the same as getting genuine match fitness and awareness as part of your ongoing dvelopment.
We should build a little monument for Bailey for what he has given us this season. Just a little one. Keep it in Marshall Stockden's physiotherapy cupboard. Bring it out whenever someone is injured.
Because the reality is he has been handed a great big shit sandwich, week after week after week, and not only is the quality of Bailey's character such that he brings his own sauce, sits down and starts munching, the ****ing bloke has actually been excellent at it. He has kicked goals in most games he has started as medisub. He comes in, with zero actual game awareness, and DOES THE ****EN JOB.
So to be given a chance to start and to not really get on with it last weekend was a blow for Mr February.
But it won't stop him.
I suspect Bailey will get a job in our elimination final. A job that doesn't involve hanging around like a single bloke hoping to catch a stray root at a swingers do.
And do you know what?
I reckon Bailey is going to go nuts. He is going to shake off the significant psychological medisub shackles and just make this first 18 stuff his own. I am pencilling him in for a lazy four goals and the biggest grin a man has ever grinned.
Thank you, Bailey.
*I have no idea if this is an actual fact.
The fact* is no-one has been given the poisoned chalice that is the medisub role as often as Bailey Banfield
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Bailey Banfield
- Age
- 27
- Ht
- 190cm
- Wt
- 88kg
- Pos.
- D/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 13.6
- 3star
- K
- 7.2
- 3star
- HB
- 6.5
- 4star
- M
- 2.9
- 3star
- T
- 3.9
- 5star
- MG
- 175.5
- 3star
- D
- 9.5
- 2star
- K
- 5.3
- 2star
- HB
- 4.3
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 2.8
- 4star
- MG
- 109.5
- 2star
- D
- 14.4
- 4star
- K
- 7.6
- 3star
- HB
- 6.8
- 5star
- M
- 3.8
- 4star
- T
- 3.2
- 5star
- MG
- 200.4
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
We should build a little monument for Bailey for what he has given us this season. Just a little one. Keep it in Marshall Stockden's physiotherapy cupboard. Bring it out whenever someone is injured.
Because the reality is he has been handed a great big shit sandwich, week after week after week, and not only is the quality of Bailey's character such that he brings his own sauce, sits down and starts munching, the ****ing bloke has actually been excellent at it. He has kicked goals in most games he has started as medisub. He comes in, with zero actual game awareness, and DOES THE ****EN JOB.
So to be given a chance to start and to not really get on with it last weekend was a blow for Mr February.
But it won't stop him.
I suspect Bailey will get a job in our elimination final. A job that doesn't involve hanging around like a single bloke hoping to catch a stray root at a swingers do.
And do you know what?
I reckon Bailey is going to go nuts. He is going to shake off the significant psychological medisub shackles and just make this first 18 stuff his own. I am pencilling him in for a lazy four goals and the biggest grin a man has ever grinned.
Thank you, Bailey.
*I have no idea if this is an actual fact.








