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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

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Steven Wright: I finally got round to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.

Homer: I don't get it.

Lisa: Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.

Homer: I still don't get it.

Lisa: It's just a joke.

Homer: Ohhhh, I get it! I get jokes!
 

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Homer: It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.

Marge: That wasn't you, that was "Happy Days"!

Homer: No, they weren't all happy days.
 

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Mr Burns: Smithers, use the amnesia ray
Smithers: You mean the revolver?
Mr Burns: Precisely. Be sure to wipe your own memory when you're done.

Mr Burns: Now to the plant. We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
Smithers: Sir
Mr Burnes: (Loads gun) I said get in.
 

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Watching Treehouse of Horror 3. Underrated episode this.

Marge signs up for Burns' King King expedition...

Burns: I think she will make a fine addition to our crew. What do you think Smithers?

Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.

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Lenny: We're going to Ape Island to capture a big ape. I wish we were going to Candyapple Island.

Charlie: What do they have there?

Carl: Apes. But they're not so big.
 
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