Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[Confuscius]

The opening dinner conversation to 'A Milhouse Divided' is real quality if you ask me.

Bart: If you wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl

Marge: You're talking about a trough, we're not going to eat out of a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?

Bart: Hey, this ain't the ritz.

Marge: hmm, at least, let's have a civilised conversation, shall we? Lisa, how was school?

Lisa: How was what? What?

Marge: School? School!

Lisa: It's not time for school!

Marge: I know it's not time, ughhh, I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation, anyone who wants to join me is welcome.

*Marge leaves, rest stay transfixed by the tv*

Marge: (Offscreen) Hello, Marge! How's the family!
I don't wanna talk about 'em, mind your own business.

Homer: Keep it down in there everybody!

 

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[Cruyff14]

Season 2 is seriously underrated.

Lisa's Substitute would be in my top ten, easily.

Yeah I like that ep. Dustin Hoffman voices Mr. Bergstrom.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning

Good Moleman to you

 

[blues4flag]

Um, has the ship sailed on my foot-massage suggestion?

 

[Cory]

Is the poop deck really what i think it is?

 

[Knighta21]

A couple of good lines when Barney gives up drinking

Barney: Oh hello homer
Homer: Barney
B: Beer huh?
H: that's right
B: enoy
H: That I will
B: Then we agree
H: You keep thinking that
B: I will
H: Me too
B: Good day then
H: Good day then is right
B: Ta
H: Ta Ta! *walking out*

Apu: Hey! You did not pay for that beer.


And also
"Barney, the call is from Heroism... Will you accept the charges?"

 

[ioppolo]

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

"Did something crawl down your throat and die!?"
"It didn't die"

 

[ioppolo]

 

[Cleavy]

there's your answer, fishbulb.

 

[liam_13]

Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Who, U2, couple of the Beatles, a heap of baseball players in 'Homer at the Bat', Joe Frazier, Liz Taylor, Leonard Nimoy, Jay Leno, James Earl Jones, Ron Howard/Alec Baldwin/Kim Bassinger in 'When you dish upon a star', Michael Moore, Metallica, Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

Have all had appearances on The Simpsons, mainly featuring themselves, and that's off the top of my head. Would be 100s more

Any other notables? And surely no show (except a talk show like Letterman) has had as many guest stars as The Simpsons...

 

[aaronm46]

You know a series is long as **** when both Magic Johnson and Lebron James have had guest appearances

 

[Cory]

I'm enjoying season 2

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Who, U2, couple of the Beatles, a heap of baseball players in 'Homer at the Bat', Joe Frazier, Liz Taylor, Leonard Nimoy, Jay Leno, James Earl Jones, Ron Howard/Alec Baldwin/Kim Bassinger in 'When you dish upon a star', Michael Moore, Metallica, Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

Have all had appearances on The Simpsons, mainly featuring themselves, and that's off the top of my head. Would be 100s more

Any other notables? And surely no show (except a talk show like Letterman) has had as many guest stars as The Simpsons...

Ronaldo, REM, Green Day, Andre Agassi/Pete Sampras/Williams Sisters, Pierce Brosnan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Peter Frampton, Cypress Hill, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Mark Hamill, Stephen Hawking, Ricky Gervais. There's way too many to list.

 

[THRILLHO]

Yeah, but none will beat James Woods' cameo in Homer and Apu.

Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait
a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did
you...did you believe that, the way I gave you the change? Did
I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
Woods: Oh.
Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that
again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK,
now you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me?
Woods: Hey -- don't...jerk me around, fella.

 

[Eth]

Burns' Heir:

Homer: Okay boy, I wrote down exactly what you say. Just read it and you're a shoe-in.
Bart: (reading Homer's cards) Hello, Mr...Curns. I bad want money now. Me sick.
H: Ooh, he card read good.
B: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
H: It's Curns, stupid!
Marge: No it's not!
H: Disregard.
Mr. Burns: Oh, he's the worst yet. That's it! Everyone out! Except you, one step to the left.
(Bart moves to the left, Burns spins two wheels, the boot comes down and kicks him in the butt)
B: Ow!
MB: Excellent.
H: (after laughing hysterically) The boot kicked Bart! It kicked him right in the butt!

(after leaving)
M: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?
H: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Hehehehe, right in the butt, that was great.

Also, on the guest stars: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_guest_stars_on_The_Simpsons

 

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[Byron_Clanger]

 

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[Cruyff14]

From Hurricane Neddy;

Moe's line is the best.


Marge Simpson: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best...
Ned Flanders: Well, my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have 'GOOD INTENTIONS!'
Bart Simpson: Hey, back off, man!
Ned Flanders: Oooh, okay DUDE. Don't want you to have a cow, MAN. Here's a catchphrase you'd better learn for your adult years: "Hey buddy, got a QUARTER?"
Bart Simpson: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned Flanders: Is that the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson: Springfield's answer to the question no one asked!
Chief Wiggum: Ha, haha.
Ned Flanders: Oh, what do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of mallomars!
Krusty: Ha, mallomars, oh, that's going in the act.
Ned Flanders: Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on?
Ned Flanders: You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?
Ned Flanders: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy!