Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[The Prosecutor]

*Lisa goes to the bridge to cry. At home, she weeps into her pillow when
Homer walks in.*

Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?

Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.

Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's
happy.

Lisa: But he was the only person that had the same love for music that
I do.
[Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier]
Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?

Homer: Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over.

Lisa: Uh huh.

Homer: Remember, honey?

Lisa: Yeah.

Homer: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and
get a new jazzman.

Lisa: [wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]

 

[dude316]

How could someone abuse their body that way? Moe! don’t throw out that brine!

 

[dude316]

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[XFactor1979]

You mean theres another way to doing it?

 

[XFactor1979]

Phew, thats a relief!

 

[Cory]

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

I thought you guys might like this t shirt.
http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/I-voted-for-Kodos_p_1444.html

 

[tazzietiger]

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...


We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

 

[Simple Jack]

Truly brilliant episode.

Oh how the mighty have fallen

 

[Smoooothy]

watched their latest haloween episode yesterday

it was the worst episode i've ever seen - please for the love of god quit now

wont someone please think of the children???

 

[XFactor1979]

Consoles the inconsolable who have lost big today at the horse races->

"Though there is no change in my patrician façade, I can assure you

my heart is breaking.”

 

[Cory]

 

[ManWithNoName]

"And WHAT'S THIS? A horse attacking a jockey? Is this the start of some terrifying 'Planet of the Horses'? In this announcers opinion, almost certainly yes. And AWAY I go."

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Hey, who’s this ‘Homer’ dude?
He’s either a fifty foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees. Either way, we’re going ashore

 

[XFactor1979]

George Plimpton: Alex, your word is "rigged." As in, "This contest is rigged."

Alex: "R-I-G-G-E-D Rigged"

 

[Cory]

 

[DaNgEr_lOOms]

Simpson You smell like alcohol have u been drinking. (dean)


Only for the last 25 years.....


Sorry no pic on phone.

 

[dude316]

 

[Sunny_]

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...


We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

I can't believe that episode was nearly 20 years ago. Now I really feel old. Lots of memories with that episode.

 

[Sunny_]

Don't see many moments like this one anymore. Brilliant.

 

[Sunny_]

[YOUTUBE]46mypklKEu0[/YOUTUBE]

Where liquor in a mug,
Can warm you like a hug,

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

I still get chills when I hear this song. Another brilliant moment that you seldom see now. What happened to all their songs?

--

Also in that episode, this dialogue:

Moe: [lying in bed with female bartender] Now that's what I call a happy hour.
Collette: Oh, Morris, something troubles me...
Moe: Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another twenty minutes –
Collette: No, I was thinking about Homer Simpson.
Moe: That's okay, I was just thinking about Sybil Danning.
Collette: I mean that you should sell your drink, and give half the money to Homer.
Moe: Wha-?!
Collette: [stern] He's your friend, Moe. And you took advantage of him.
Moe: All right, all right, I'll split the money! Jeepers, Mary and Joseph, I sleep with a chick once, and it costs me half a million bananas!

So much win.