Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

So that's it, after twenty years, "So long, good luck?"

I don't recall saying, "Good luck."

 

[tazaa]

At the old folks home, Home walks into the dining room whistling,
Homer: "Jasper. Gladys. Beatrice. Looking good, Hatty. Asa. Asel.. ASEL.. ASELLL!!! Oh the helll with her. Ester. Ameil. Prudence. Clemnial. Increase. Dad."
Abe: Cornelius.

Had to watch this again. So ****ing funny. Gets me every time.

 

[Kram]

Well, well.. If it isn't the tooth fairy

 

[stralia]

All right, here's the 4-1-1, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.

 

[Flameboy]

Marge: Chief, my daughter is innocent until proven guilty!​

[Homer crashes the car through the garage door and speeds off with Lisa]​

Wiggum: Would an innocent person flee? [pause] Seriously, tell me. I don't know.​

Lou: Chief, no!​

Ralph: Even I knew that, Daddy!​

Wiggum: Yeah, I'm not good.​

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This gets me every time.​

 

[Run n Spread]

Jimbo It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Homer: Marge, you can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.

 

[raven echo]

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

 

[Run n Spread]

Bart Dad running over gravestones is bad luck.

Homer Really I heard good.

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer Hey Banner how's it hangin?

Rex Banner None of your business.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"In a moment we'll take a look at the courageous Korean gymnast, Kim Huang, who made a perfect dismount on what was later revealed to be a broken leg."

 

[The Passenger]

lol the best part of this episode is when Homer is greeting all the elderly.
Gladys is dead which is a pisser in itself.
When he says hi to his dad, Abe calls him Cornelius.
Dont know why but I was in tears. Gold moment.

i love the "why do we have to stand here. this is so humiliating"

 

[stralia]

Ned Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise...
[shows Homer a card]
Ned Flanders: season pass. It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...
Homer's Brain: You can stay, but I'm leaving.
[Homer's brain floats away]
Ned Flanders: ...can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
[Homer collapses]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

"Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance."

 

[stralia]

Seymour Skinner: Any sign of the burglar yet?
Homer Simpson: He'll show.
Seymour Skinner: How's that?
Homer Simpson: It's his job.
Seymour Skinner: How's that?
Homer Simpson: He's a burglar.
[they nod at one another as the theme music from "Dragnet" plays]

 

[The Passenger]

Ned Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise...
[shows Homer a card]
Ned Flanders: season pass. It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...
Homer's Brain: You can stay, but I'm leaving.
[Homer's brain floats away]
Ned Flanders: ...can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
[Homer collapses]

 

[crazyman27]

This is easily my favorite thread on BF. The same gifs and quotes get posted every five pages and I love it !

 

[Kram]

I've been waiting 25 years for this moment..

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Homer: I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk

 

[Kram]

Forget about the badge, when do we get the freakin guns!?!

Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

 

[mad_monkey_j]

"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."

 

[glenferry23]

"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."

Quite a tragic character isn't he, poor bloke! But f*ck he's funny, never forget the first time I saw Homer kissing his forehead repeatedly, "it's like kissing a peanut". Man I fell off the couch laughing, it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Even today it gets me giggling like a schoolgirl

 

[Westerberg]

These bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck.

 

[Marlowe]

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be "semper fudge." At this point, he told me to [makes quotes with fingers] relax.

How were his test scores?

Let's just say this: he spelled Yale with a six.

 

[Marlowe]

Marge: Well, everybody's got a fear of something.
Homer: [proudly] Not everybody.
Marge: [to Homer] Sock puppets!
Homer: Where?! Where?! Aah! Aaaahhhh! [runs out of the room shrieking]