Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Byron_Clanger]

Bart don't use the touch of death on your sister

 

[timtamWB]

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!

 

[stralia]

Homer: Hey, look! Those frogs are eating all their crops.
[everyone starts laughing]
Lisa: Well, that's what happens when you introduce foreign species into
an ecosystem that can't handle them.
[everyone laughs more]

 

[timtamWB]

What's that extra B for?
That's a typo.

 

[moistie]

 

[Igloo]

 

[Igloo]

Girl: Ew, you like The Monkees? You know they don't write their own songs.
Marge: They do so!
Girl: They don't even play their own instruments.
Marge: No... no!
Girl: That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.
Marge: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome..

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer I love my son

Snake/Homer's hair transplant More than a thick head of hair?

Homer Ooohh Don't make me choose.

 

[Run n Spread]

Kent Brockman: [grim] ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.
[brightens]
Kent Brockman: On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night

 

[Run n Spread]

Marge: Homer, Kang is Maggie's father.
Homer: You intergalactic hussy.
[cries]
Homer: Was he better than me?

 

[Cruyff14]

Run n Spread you post a lot of quotes that aren't funny.

 

[timtamWB]

There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome..

Hello mother dear....

 

[tazaa]

Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Smartline. The Power Plant Strike: argle bargle or fooforaw? With us tonight are plant owner, C.M. Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talkshow mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Joyce Brothers: I brought my own mic!
Brockman: Yes. Well. Homer, organised labor has been called a "lumbering dinosaur."
Homer: Aaaahh!
Brockman: Um... my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Brockman: Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade.
Burns: Yes, thank you, Kent. Fifteen minutes from now, I will reek a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!
Brockman: Haha, a chilling vision of things to come.

Quoted for sheer awesomeness in this whole scene.

 

[Knighta21]

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!

After eventually google Mapping Winnipeg to Cape Canaveral and seeing the distance! haha, makes it much more funnier.

 

[Poseidon]

 

[tazaa]

After eventually google Mapping Winnipeg to Cape Canaveral and seeing the distance! haha, makes it much more funnier.

LOL you just made me google that too.
http://www.happyzebra.com/distance-calculator/Cape Canaveral-to-Winnipeg.php

 

[Marlowe]

Ron Howard: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional climax when the father has to choose which one of his children will live... and which one... will die.
Brian Grazer: Pass. [Ron lets out a sigh] What else you got?
Ron Howard: Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason.
Brian Grazer: I'm listening.
Ron Howard: Okay, okay, well, you see... this robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives... or dies.
Brian Grazer: Eh.
Ron Howard: His best friend's a talking pie!
Brian Grazer: Sold! Howard, you've done it again! ["Happy Days" theme plays]

 

[Starburns_]

Marge: That medicine's not for you.
Homer: Come on, Marge. Maybe I'm not getting enough....estrogen.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Frink: As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field, see the candy known as 77X42 hey! Where the hell's the candy?
Homer: I don't know

 

[stralia]

RIP Gandolfini

 

[stralia]

Announcer: Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show".

Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Charles Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that's... what?
Charles Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[***** gun]
Charles Bronson: To fix Emmett.

["Andy Griffith Show" theme plays]

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Run n Spread]

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