Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Cruyff14]

Smithers came.

Lisa: Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong. Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection.
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That's two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms.

 

[Igloo]

Smithers came.


That's two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms.

I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

 

[LukasTheGreat]

 

[timtamWB]

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'

 

[glenferry23]

Oh no, Judge Snyder.

 

[Kram]

Ralph "I feel like a chicken already. I just made an egg in my pants."

 

[timtamWB]

Let's see, i'm an elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance for some reason....

 

[glenferry23]

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist....but he is not...a pr0n star!"

 

[Burzum]

 

[moistie]

 

[Poseidon]

J.Jonah Jameson one of my favourite 'one episode' characters.

Jameson: Stop the presses and send my wife some flowers and bring me an anvil! What do you mean you don't work for me, you're hired! Now that you're hired you're fired! Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends how come you never call, some friend you are! I love this business!

Jameson: That's sweet, I hate sweet. I need photos, photos of Spider-man.
Employee: This is a poetry journal.
Jameson: Okay then I want poems about Spider-Man, and I want them finished before you start, and before you start I want a coffee. And the poems should have the fallowing rhyme scheme, a, b, b, a, a, b, b, a, c, e, d, e, d, d. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?

 

[Burzum]

Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?

 

[Holy Foley!]

Principal Skinner: I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A-triple-plus. To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eh, no, not saddened. What's the word? Ah yes, delighted!

 

[Holy Foley!]

Principal Skinner: Attention students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium.
Principal Skinner: Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.

 

[Holy Foley!]

Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacy clothing.
Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Lisa: But he didn't do anything!
Homer: Didn't he Lisa? Didn't he?....Hey, wait a minute, he didn't!

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[davo99]

Nurse cancel my 5oclock.

 

[stralia]

 

[Kram]

Holy smokes! You need booze!

 

[JuddyBuddy]

Nurse cancel my 5oclock.

Isn't it 1 o clock?

 

[Westerberg]

Take that safety boy

 

[Burzum]

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Take that safety boy

This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!

 

[Silvagnis]

 

[Holy Foley!]