Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Cleavy]

Lately, seeing as it's so hot in SA, I've been saying while people are around "Well you're certainly doing your job today Mr Sun."

Nobody ever gets it, I have a good laugh though.

start waiting for the Poolmobile or the ice cream truck selling red hot Texas style chilli and boiling hot Texas style ginger ale

 

[Igloo]

start waiting for the Poolmobile or the ice cream truck selling red hot Texas style chilli and boiling hot Texas style ginger ale

Or sing "sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy".

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[WeetBixKid]

Ranger: KIDS, YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE JUST FINE!

Ranger: Okay everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves, we've got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.

 

[ep2018]

 

[ep2018]

 

[lmach]

TV: It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, NO!!

 

[lmach]

Reverend Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen Lovejoy: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
Principal Skinner: That's true but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there!

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Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage, but this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle, it's about a certain house in our town.
Moe: Yeah well what's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing?
Marge: No. It's a house of ill fame. A house of loose ethics.
Kent Brockman: Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?
Marge: The house is perfectly fine!
Chief Wiggum: Well then quit bad-mouthin' the house!
Otto: Yeah! Leave the house alone!

 

[lmach]

<Marge going through a slideshow of people who've been in the burlesque house>

Bernice Hibbert: Julius!

Sarah Wiggum: Clancy!

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner!
Agnes Skinner: Seymour!
Principal Skinner: Mother...

Selma: Patty?!

Brandine: Cletus!

Moe: Oh, um... Barney!

Sarah Wiggum: Clancy!
Chief Wiggum: Come on! You did me twice!

Mr Burns: Smithers?
Smithers: My...my parents insisted I give it a try, Sir.

Random woman: Mayor Quimby!
Mayor Quimby: Ah, well, uh, that could be any Mayor!

 

[ep2018]

**** that episode had some memorable moments

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.

Nelson: I heard a witch lives there.

Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there

Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.

Nelson: That's the house!?

 

[Igloo]

This always gives me a good laugh.



That episode has a few good Willie moments.

Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man - janitorial work.
Willie: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Great Episode:

Nelson: "Guess who likes you."

Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry.

Paramedic: He can't hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Bush: And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms! Now are there any questions?

[everyone puts their hand up]

Bush: Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.
Everyone: Oh yeah, that's right, the Simpsons. [putting hands down]

 

[Confuscius]

Reverend Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen Lovejoy: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
Principal Skinner: That's true but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away!

Great episode.

I love how Skinner's hiding then pops out of nowhere when his names mentioned in that bit quoted.

And of course there's that ageless gif of Grandpa Simpson walking into the burlesque house that it won't post properly for me for some reason.

Also love how Moleman has to hold on to the flaming arrow at the end "Please Hurry"... Then you see it go flying past after Homer's (?) speech

One of the best.

 

[lmach]

Great episode.

I love how Skinner's hiding then pops out of nowhere when his names mentioned in that bit quoted.

And of course there's that ageless gif of Grandpa Simpson walking into the burlesque house that it won't post properly for me for some reason.

Also love how Moleman has to hold on to the flaming arrow at the end "Please Hurry"... Then you see it go flying past after Homer's (?) speech

One of the best.

The scene when Marge arrives after the song with a bulldozer is pretty good too.

Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer.
Ned: Well, we all changed our minds.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, now we love the house.
Marge: What about the sleaze and the depravity?
Helen Lovejoy: It was a very convincing song, Marge!
Principal Skinner: Mm-hm, there were kicks and everything.
Marge: Oh. Can you sing it again?
Ned: I'm sorry, it really was one of those spur-of-the-moment type things.

And when Marge is giving Homer instructions for while she's gone.

Marge: Now the cat needs his medication...
Homer: No problem...
Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off...
Homer: Can do. Right. Uh-huh.
Marge: ... a lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open.
Homer: Gotcha. Cat in the furnace.
Marge: Ah, you know, I think we'll take Maggie with us.

 

[Zach Package]

TIL John Swartzwelder, a writer for the Simpsons used to write episodes while sitting in a booth at a coffee shop "drinking copious amounts of coffee and smoking endless cigarettes". When California passed an anti-smoking law, he bought the diner booth and installed it in his house.

from reddit

 

[lmach]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[lmach]

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator: 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

Well I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[lmach]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[timtamWB]

On the topic of the Superbowl, I've seen a few people posting this around the place.