Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[TheHoneyBadger]

Explain how.

 

[glenferry23]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

 

[tazaa]

Woohoo!

 

[Kram]

Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings... Mmmm ...

 

[Captain Awkward]

Hey there blimpy boy...
Flying through the sky so fancy free...

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Oo eee ooo ah ah oh ba oh ba bing bang oh eee ohh ah ah bad a bing bang boo

 

[Kram]

Ahem, I've got an idea Mr. Simpson. Why don't you get something to eat from our food truck?

Mr Simpson??

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Let me be blunt... Is there a labour crisis in America today?

 

[Captain Awkward]

Homer: I'm sorry my opponent didn't think enough of you to show up for this debate. I'm sure he had more important things to do. (makes drinking gesture)
Ray Patterson: Sorry I'm late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.
(crowd gasps)
Homer: Well, then you should have been early.
Crowd: (laughing) He got you there, Ray.
Ray Patterson: Oh, come on, people. This man has promised round-the-clock trash pickup. That's impossible.
Homer: Not if we hire more men. And my men will do all your messy jobs. They'll wash your car, scrub your shower, air out your stinkables.
Ray Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Homer: Well, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops.

Ray Patterson: Pops? I'm only two years older than you!
Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
Ray Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?
Homer: What-What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?
Ray Patterson: All right. Fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbage men cleaning your gutters and waxing your car then by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Kearney: Good evening young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my "adultivity."

 

[Cruyff14]

Say Kearney, this fake ID, it is truly excellent. Tell me where you obtained it and I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits.

 

[Demonalke]

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha, when I've got Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes!!

 

[Righteo]

Homer: I'm sorry my opponent didn't think enough of you to show up for this debate. I'm sure he had more important things to do. (makes drinking gesture)
Ray Patterson: Sorry I'm late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.
(crowd gasps)
Homer: Well, then you should have been early.
Crowd: (laughing) He got you there, Ray.
Ray Patterson: Oh, come on, people. This man has promised round-the-clock trash pickup. That's impossible.
Homer: Not if we hire more men. And my men will do all your messy jobs. They'll wash your car, scrub your shower, air out your stinkables.
Ray Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Homer: Well, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops.

Ray Patterson: Pops? I'm only two years older than you!
Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
Ray Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?
Homer: What-What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?
Ray Patterson: All right. Fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbage men cleaning your gutters and waxing your car then by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic.

God yes this scene is right up there with the best of them. A like alone couldn't do your post justice

 

[Super Hans]

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

"Hurry up and finish eating!"

"You're steering fine, boy. Hard to the right!"

"Oh!"

"Hard to the left!"

"Oh!"

"Cat! Deer! Old man!"

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Bart's Girlfriend is such a gold mine.

"Have you noticed any change in Bart?"
"New glasses?"
"No, he looks like something might be disturbing him."
"Probably misses his old glasses."
"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah. And then we'd get the chair."
"That's not what I meant."
"It was Marge, admit it."

"Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event."
"Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse."

 

[Kram]

“Where are the dice?”
“Daddy says dice are wicked.”
“We just move one space at a time. It’s less fun that way."

 

[Demonalke]

Hey Ma, How bout some cookies.
No Dice.
Dis ain't ova.

 

[Bosun]

Hey Ma, How bout some cookies.
No Dice.
Dis ain't ova.

Haahaa, always wanted to go to Bronson Missouri.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Bart: You guys wanna try pixie sticks?
Rod: Thank you, but we're not allowed.
Bart: Ah, it's okay. There's no sugar in pixie sticks... Trust me.
Rod: Okay.
(They both take some)
Todd: Don't hog it all, smelly head!
Rod: Go to hell zit face!

 

[Cruyff14]

Bart's Girlfriend is such a gold mine.

"Have you noticed any change in Bart?"
"New glasses?"
"No, he looks like something might be disturbing him."
"Probably misses his old glasses."
"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah. And then we'd get the chair."
"That's not what I meant."
"It was Marge, admit it."

"Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event."
"Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse."

GOLD.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the... uh... what cures cancer?

 

[Kram]

“Let me get this straight, you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?”

 

[Cleavy]