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Ow! My boating arm!
One of my very favourite starts to an episode. The looks that the cops give each other when Homer thinks after paying the fines he is still getting a boat lol. And his look of anger on his face when they are driving home.

Bart: Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?
Homer: I didn't like it. The mast had termites.
Lisa: Why would a motor boat have a mast?
Homer: Because... the thingy was... shut up!
 

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Just watched The War of the Simpsons from season 2. That opening scene when Homer is drunk at the party - so funny.

Flanders: Hey! Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a PHD in Mixology!
Moe: Pfft, college boy.

Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
Flanders: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of
bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for flavor.
Homer: Really? Well, I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem
to be shlurring my speech. You're right! Gimme another.
Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields'
party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: ... No.
Marge: Mm.

Homer: Bart! Come over here.
Bart: What?
Homer: You little monkey. You're a little monkey aren't ya?
Bart: Yes sir.
Homer: Bart, do that thing you do that's so cute.
Bart: What?
Homer: That thing you know how to do.
Bart: What?!
Homer: Go to bed.

Homer: I've been wanting to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve.
Random guest: Um, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago.
Homer: You stink! You and your whole lousy operation stinks! I QUIT!
Random guest: Uh, gee don.. don't quit.
Homer: Alright then.
 
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Skinner: I went the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns. After the meeting, I rushed to the bathroom to apply my camoflauge make-up
Skinner: Blast! I took mother's make-up kit by mistake!

[Superintendant Chalmers enters]

Chalmers: Oh! Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
Chalmers: Oh, my God
Wiggum: So Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
Skinner: Yes... But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie.
 

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