Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Super Hans]

 

[Kram]

Ow! My boating arm!

One of my very favourite starts to an episode. The looks that the cops give each other when Homer thinks after paying the fines he is still getting a boat lol. And his look of anger on his face when they are driving home.

Bart: Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?
Homer: I didn't like it. The mast had termites.
Lisa: Why would a motor boat have a mast?
Homer: Because... the thingy was... shut up!

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[lmach]

Just watched The War of the Simpsons from season 2. That opening scene when Homer is drunk at the party - so funny.

Flanders: Hey! Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a PHD in Mixology!
Moe: Pfft, college boy.

Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
Flanders: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of
bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for flavor.
Homer: Really? Well, I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem
to be shlurring my speech. You're right! Gimme another.
Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields'
party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: ... No.
Marge: Mm.

Homer: Bart! Come over here.
Bart: What?
Homer: You little monkey. You're a little monkey aren't ya?
Bart: Yes sir.
Homer: Bart, do that thing you do that's so cute.
Bart: What?
Homer: That thing you know how to do.
Bart: What?!
Homer: Go to bed.

Homer: I've been wanting to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve.
Random guest: Um, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago.
Homer: You stink! You and your whole lousy operation stinks! I QUIT!
Random guest: Uh, gee don.. don't quit.
Homer: Alright then.

 

[Demonalke]

The ones at the bottom....

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Superintendent Chalmers, can I offer you a cup of coffee flavored Bevarine? Yes.
I take it gray, with Creamium.

 

[GOAUS!]

Skinner: I went the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns. After the meeting, I rushed to the bathroom to apply my camoflauge make-up
Skinner: Blast! I took mother's make-up kit by mistake!

[Superintendant Chalmers enters]

Chalmers: Oh! Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
Chalmers: Oh, my God
Wiggum: So Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
Skinner: Yes... But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[davo99]

Bart: Have you checked your pocket.

Homer: It was... It was in my pocket.

 

[lmach]

Thought you lot might get a kick out of this thread on the West Coast board by Truckosaurus. Some good laughs.

 

[Super Hans]

Well sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

 

[Super Hans]

Saw someone describe this as 'like going from season three to twenty-three', pissed myself laughing.

 

[Silvagnis]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Silvagnis]

“That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee! Here, Puff! Here, Puff!”

Those weird dogs are distracting.

 

[Kram]

Come on, Bart. We can't stop spending now. There's one thing I've always wanted to do. My mom doesn't believe in fabric softener. But she's not around. Hehehehe!

I'm picking the next thing.

 

[Captain Awkward]

WARREN!

 

[Gibbsy]

That isn't actually real but it's still great. The original had "MOVIE PIRACY" or something to that effect on the red doors.

 

[Super Hans]

Guess who was picked to host the next NRA get together..

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Westerberg]

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Hmm... Ow, pointy!
Eww, slimy!
Oh, moving!
Ah-ha! Oh, twenty dollars.. I wanted a peanut!

 

[Cruyff14]

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!