Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Byron_Clanger]

Poison? Oh, what should I do? What should I do? Tell me quick!
No need to panic. There’s a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.

 

[Cory]

From the episode The Old Man and the Lisa

[When Mr. Burns comes to the Simpsons' house]
Mr. Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr. Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again.

 

[Confuscius]

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

 

[XFactor1979]

^ "Stop stop!!!!!!!!! I dont brush, I dont brush!!!!!!!!"

 

[crazyman27]

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
[the jury is made up of fat, obese people]
Jury: No, no.
Jury Man: No, that couldn't 've been me.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

The deep fryer’s here. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds
Forty seconds? But I want it now!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Who’re you supposed to be?
I’m Bartman!
Never heard of him, full price

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[Cory]

 

[XFactor1979]

Anyone got a screencap of a t-shirt with Bart saying 'hi man'?

^ 18 bucks for this? What a rip off!

 

[Frank Grimes]

Sideshow Bob: "Selma my dear, why don't put down that silly video camera."

Selma removes the blankets.

Selma: "And make love."

Sideshow Bob has a look of horror on his face.

Sideshow Bob (in a dejected voice): "I suppose so."

 

[dude316]

Homer: The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order.

Ned: I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a
little less blasphemous. After all, we don't
want to go to Hell.

Lenny: How about the Devil's Pals?

Ned: No.

Moe: The Christ Punchers.

Ned: The Christ ... I, I don't think you understand my
objection.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

“c’mon mr frampton, you’re not gonna eat ALL that watermelon

 

[WALL-e]

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

 

[dude316]

Not those peanuts... the ones at the bottom

 

[Tigerdrive]

“c’mon mr frampton, you’re not gonna eat ALL that watermelon

Get out of there you kids!

 

[XFactor1979]

"Duff beer for you
Duff beer for me

I'll have a duff

You have one too"

^ *repeat ad nauseum*

 

[Coledinho]

Miss Miss this split is making me choke
Geez
What I paid 7.10 for this split
Atleast call it a bannana split you dumbass
Spare me your gutter mouth

 

[Hipster Doofus]

What a great show it is, how long do you reckon it can go on befoer they decide to call it quits. I reckon season 27 is going to be the last

 

[Byron_Clanger]

What a great show it is, how long do you reckon it can go on befoer they decide to call it quits. I reckon season 27 is going to be the last

They are on board for two more years and that's it, most of the voice actors had to re work their contracts, it was either that or have the show finish right now

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Wow, you look really hung over, Dad. What did you do last night?
Last night? Um . . .

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Bart, what happened?
Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic.
Crap!