Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Cruyff14]

That "future episode" was actually set in 2010!

 

[d33my]

That "future episode" was actually set in 2010!

Complete with a 'Rolling Stones Steel Wheelchair Tour 2010' poster - lol.

 

[benji2]

Complete with a 'Rolling Stones Steel Wheelchair Tour 2010' poster - lol.

Picture phones - pfft as if...

 

[XFactor1979]

“Wow, this plankton’s only thirty-three cents!”
“Um, according to the ‘Mexican Council of Food,’ this expired two years ago.”
“Sure, by their standards, but we live in America.”

 

[Hot Saucerman]

Yeah right, Lisa.
A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[Tairy Greene]

Yeah right, Lisa.
A wonderful, magical animal.

Ha, was just watching this episode and came here to post this;

 

[d33my]

"What's that extra 'B' for?"
"That's a typo."

 

[ManWithNoName]

This has to be one of the funniest moments I've ever seen on the Simpsons....in MP3 mode, hope it works!

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/goo3.mp3

Wut.

 

[Black Diamond]

Grease me up, woman!



Ya used me, Skinner. Ya uuuuuused meeeee!!!!

 

[Burzum]

 

[Burzum]

 

[GOAUS!]

Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks...Stop that, Mr. Simpson

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

 

[Marlowe]

I have to go now, my planet needs me.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Wut.

Did the link not work?

 

[Super Hans]

IT'S KERNS STUPID.

He card read good.

 

[d33my]

Burns' Heir is one of my fav episodes.

Actor Homer: "I do not miss Bart at all"
Actor Marge: "I am glad he's gone."
Actor Lisa: "As am I."
Actor Homer [drops sandwich]: "B'oh."
Bart: It's probably my imagination, but something about them didn't seem quite right.
Burns: Excuse me for a moment. [Goes into acting studio] People, that was all wrong. Homer Simpson doesn't say 'B'oh', he says [checks script] 'D'oh'!

Moments later:

Burns: Let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now.
Actor Homer: [drops sandwich] Duh-oh!

 

[EagleMan87]

Mr. Burns: Now that you've agreed to reap the windfall of my death, I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around and await the inevitable ... alone.
Marge: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: Yeah. Let's push him down the steps.

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[Super Hans]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Just sent a random text to my brother:

"...but one day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums...and quarries."

 

[Marlowe]

So I said, "look buddy, your car was upside down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

 

[Smoooothy]

yeah i know it's been done, big whoop, wanna fight about it

 

[crazyman27]

So, uh, ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

 

[kane249]

So, uh, ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

What you mean this thing? It's what the ancient Egyptians called a 'souvenir'

 

[Kyptastic]

Was looking for a specific Simpson's quote for a Kris Kringle present I'm putting together and came across this list:

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_Profound_Quotes_in_Simpsons_History