Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Byron_Clanger]

Lets see...it was the best of times, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES?! You stupid monkey!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[moistie]

Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

This pretty much says itself

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer I'm here to run for Sanitation Commissioner and you can tell the fat cats in Washington things are gonna change around here.

Clerk Ahhh OK buddy but this is the line where you register as a sex offender.

Moe arriving Ahhh jeeez there's always a line.

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Marlowe]

Larry: But how does a guy like you wind up with a son like me?
Burns: Larry, my lad, I've gone over this story in my mind a million times. It was 1941. The -no, '39. My 25th Yale reunion. Who should appear but the unrequited love of my college years Mimsie Bancroft. Of course, by then, Mimsie had her share of wrinkles and a gray hair or two but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections to her 21-year-old daughter, Lily.
I took Lily to the local cinematorium where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "damn." We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos we expressed our love physically as was the style at the time.
Larry: Well, how do you like that, I have been in a museum. So, what happened with you and Ma?
Burns: There was a terrible scandal. Lily's family forced her to give you up and bundled her off to a convent in the South Seas. I never heard from her again. But I prattle on. Tell me everything about your life.
Larry: Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18. Then I got my job at the souvenir stand. Oh, and once, I saw a blimp.
Burns: Well, you must be tired.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Of course, by then, Mimsie had her share of wrinkles and a gray hair or two but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections to her 21-year-old daughter, Lily.

One of my favourite Burns quotes ever, gets me every single time.

 

[Marlowe]

One of my favourite Burns quotes ever, gets me every single time.

Nothing will beat:
"I said, HOP. IN

 

[thecatattack]

Troy McClure: Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

 

[thecatattack]

This pretty much says itself

GREASE ME UP WOMAN

 

[Byron_Clanger]

A large bear like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down in search of food or perhaps employment

 

[Marlowe]

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax.

That's the home-owners tax.

 

[Zach Package]

this always stuck with me for some reason.. it isn't even very funny nor can i find the clip.

Homer is watching tv and lisa come up to ask him something, homer brushes her off and tells her to stop distracting him from the tv. then you hear the audio from the show:

'Hi grandma. This is my friend Craig.'
Grandma: Friend? you mean you two aren't knocking boots?
*really cheese canned laughter*

can't remember what happens next, but for some reason that exchange has stuck with me all these years so much so that i just recite it randomly on occasion

 

[moistie]

GREASE ME UP WOMAN

Okie dokie...

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Oh, a sarcasm detector? That's a real useful invention.

 

[Dagless]

 

[Super Hans]

Everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

 

[Confuscius]

If he marries your mother, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids... they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbite and five fingers on each hand!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[myyakhasfleas]

Homer: Greetings, Friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrance, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Ned: (on the phone) Howdily-doodely
Homer: (recording) Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look--
(Ned hangs up)
Ned: Oh, it's that darn recording again.
Maude: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone. (Phone rings)
Ned: Howdily-di--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Dang!
Maude: I told you to unplug the phone.
Ned: But it could be my mother! (the phone rings again; answers it) Howdy--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Shoot!
Maude: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
Homer: Will you two shut up?! People are trying to sleep!

Homer: Hello, this is Homer Simpson, AKA Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

 

[Zach Package]

It hasn't stuck with you very well, since you've gotten the set up wrong. That's from the episode where Sideshow Bob steals a nuclear bomb and tries to shut down television.

stone me dead you're right.

I was confusing it with this

'Quiet lisa, the dog is barking'

 

[myyakhasfleas]

I didn't say stop.

 

[Zach Package]

watching the africa episode. so many lols.

'I wanna do everything on this box, I want to shoot an elephant in the face, punch muhammad ali and ride in a convertible with 2 zebras'

'prepare for landing in Tanzania'
*gets handed card*
'I'm sorry, it is now called new zanzibar'
*gets handed another card*
'i'm sorry, it is now called pepsi presents: new zanzibar'

 

[myyakhasfleas]

Lisa: Rhinos don't hatch from eggs
Homer: What did you just see Lisa?
Lisa: I know but...
Homer What did you just see?

 

[Run n Spread]