Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[crazyman27]

Lisa Gets an A was on Ten tonight. Got to be one of my favorites. The whole Homer and Pinchy storyline is absolute gold!

 

[Run n Spread]

Mr Devereaux Margarita I want you

Margarita Mr Devereaux I can not work under these conditions

Mr Devereaux Have it your way baby you're fired

Margarita Ohh Avery

Mr Devereaux Call me Mr Devereaux

 

[S120]

Homer: My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake; I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad.

 

[ronnie1234]

Bart: Mr. Hutz, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer just like you.
Lionel Hutz: Good for you son... If there is one thing America needs, its more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

 

[Simple Jack]

*Shudder*

 

[S120]

I'm talkin' about the big man....Carl.

 

[Knighta21]

Lisa Gets an A was on Ten tonight. Got to be one of my favorites. The whole Homer and Pinchy storyline is absolute gold!

"I'll tell you I'm a financial genius. I buy an $8 lobster, fatten it to an $80 lobster and EAT the profits."

 

[stralia]

Hey Bart! Summer's almost here! Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this: FFFF-ffff-FFFF-ffff? Or the on that goes like this Ft-Ft-ft-ft-ft-ft-TFFFFFF? Oh! And there's this one: Pfffffpfpffffpffffpffft.

 

[Kram]

Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting.

 

[Kram]

Marge: Hmm, maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget it, that Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic!

 

[Sunny_]

Comic Book Guy: Ohh… Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.

Comic Book Guy: Don't try to change me baby.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Let me be blunt. Is there a labour crisis in America today?

-Well that depends on what you mean by "crisis"...

 

[Igloo]

Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer Oh my God I danced with a gay

Marge Homer you're been ridiculous

Homer Its not just me. Think of the property values. From now on we can no longer say only straight people have been in this house.

 

[Run n Spread]

Moe OK but I don't know what you expect to find inside an ordinary pet shop.
Rex Banner Well I have one question for you. What sort of pet shop opens at 2am playing swinging jazz music with a group of rumbunctious yahoos?
Moe Ahhh the best dam pet shop in town
Crowd Yeah

 

[stralia]

Christopher Walken: Goodnight, room. Goodnight, moon. Goodnight... cow.... jumping over da moon.

(children draw away nervously)

Christopher Walken: Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again... about the scooching! You in the red, chop chop!

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer A seagull took my sailor hat.

 

[stralia]

 

[stralia]

I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been predeclined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Kram]

Homer: I just need something to receive email.
Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.

Homer: I was an astronaut.
Salesman: Of course you were.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[quin_stick]

"You've gotta start selling these for more than $1 a bag, we lost four more men on this expedition!"
"If you can think of a better way to get ice I'd like to hear it"

 

[Igloo]

Stratton_Gun, your ill begotten likes will come back to bite you one day. lol.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Stratton_Gun, your ill begotten likes will come back to bite you one day. lol.

*looks up begotten*

a like is a like

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Well look who it is, Mr "I don't need alcohol to enjoy life..."