Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[d33my]

[the Flanders's rocket not only lands gently, but it
lands in its original box and neatly closes the
flaps behind it]
Milhouse: Wow! Did you see that yaw control?
Homer: I have eyes, don't I?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

IT'S DRINKING THE WATER!

 

[davo99]

Homer: It keeps going back for more...

Homer: You'll make a million dollars!!

Herb: Shut up homer thats already been invented

Herb: Here is my real invention

Homer: (Picture turns back into the thing) heehehe

 

[lmach]

TV: GABBO! GABBO! GABBO!
Bart: Did you see that?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name, some guy named Gabbo.

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Lisa: I can't believe it, our first glimpse of Gabbo.
Homer: He'll tell us what to do!

 

[WeetBixKid]

"Hey, what are you laughing at!? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it... It's my big ears, isn't it kids?"

 

[lmach]

Well, children, I can't help that!

<Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers>

 

[E92_]

Burns shows Smither his germ-free, hermetically sealed chamber. But it seems that Homer is inside it, eating a sandwich.
Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer: [thinks] Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
[aloud] My name is Mr. Burns.
[thinks] D'oh!

 

[E92_]

Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
Hibbert: Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bed rest.
Anything I give you would be a placebo.
Woman: [frantic] Where can we get these placebos?


The crowd overturn a truck in search of placebos, but alas the only thing inside is a crate of killer bees.

 

[E92_]

Marge: And a bottle of aspirin please.
Apu: [holding a bottle that can't hold more than 10 tablets]
The aspirin is $24.95.
Marge: $24.95?!
Apu: I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered
with the bottle.

 

[Confuscius]

 

[stralia]

Principal Skinner: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder. If I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

Homer: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, boy. (singing) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Homer's expression is just priceless.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Gee they look pretty mad.'

Yeah I've been staving them, teasing them, singing off key - Me may mah mo, me mo ma mae.

 

[JD11]

lol shouldve read previous page OMG SO EMBARASSING LOL.

 

[JD11]

Homer: OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like
Flanders!
[thinking] I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same
stupid sweater every day and --
[aloud] The Springfield River!

 

[GOAUS!]

Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
Hibbert: Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bed rest.
Anything I give you would be a placebo.
Woman: [frantic] Where can we get these placebos?


The crowd overturn a truck in search of placebos, but alas the only thing inside is a crate of killer bees.

Maybe there's some in this truck!

 

[Cruyff14]

For some reason, I really like Skinner's voice here. It kinda deteriorated over the years much like the others. I find it most noticeable in Apu, and Moe.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Unknown Caller]

Ned Flanders: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Krabappel: Neither do I.
PTA member: Oh my God – the PTA has disbanded! A-ah-ah-AH! [jumps out a window]
Ned Flanders: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
PTA member: [jumps inside in reverse] Whhahh! [calmly sits down]

 

[Marlowe]

Bart: Watch out --
[all the kids look where he's pointing and gasp]
-- Radioactive Man!
[the kids applaud]
Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's all in the delivery. Now is the winter of our discontent.
Ralph: [gasps] Oh no! Run! [runs off]

 

[Marlowe]

Miss Hoover: Bart, do you want play John Wilkes Booth or act like a maniac?
Bart: I'll be good.
Milhouse [as Abraham Lincoln]: I thought that Civil War would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theatre.
[doors behind him are kicked open]
Milhouse: Oh no! It's John Wilkes Booth!
Bart [as John Wilkes Booth]: Hasta la vista, Abey.

"C'mon, boy! Finish him off!

 

[Run n Spread]

Lisa "Oh no. Dad's been drugged."

Marge "No he hasn't."

 

[Run n Spread]

Homer "And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner. Cept for this guy."

 

[Kram]

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just ate out of one long bowl?"

That's a trough, we are not eating out of a trough."