Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[E92_]

Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good
chance you can beat Tatum. But you gotta visualize how
you're gonna win, okay?
Homer: Gotcha.
[dreams on about his victory]
Announcer: A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments
before he could step into the ring.


Marge: Somebody stop the fight! Where's the doctor?!
[guess who's the fight doctor?]
Dr. Riviera: Kill him! Kill him!

 

[Cruyff14]

Look at me everybody, I'm Peter Pantsless!

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: After the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

 

[Cruyff14]

Khlav Kalesh Guy: Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!
Homer Simpson: Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: No pizza, only khlav kalash.
Homer Simpson: Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.
Khlav Kalesh Guy: [whips out something reddish on a stick] No bowl, stick, stick.
Homer Simpson: [Homer buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.
[finishes it]

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]
Homer Simpson: [burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: [disturbed] Only khlav kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower! Observation deck!

And the following scene where he tries to piss in the mail box...

'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PAL!'

 

[zimma]

The episode responsible for conspiracy theories..

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

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[coldpieswarmbeer]

i'll kwanza you!

 

[Kram]

"You Smithers? Oh no my dear friend, for you I've planned a far greater reward. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me."

"Oh.. Goody.."

 

[mad_monkey_j]

 

[Kram]

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Lisa: I can't believe that extra thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet.
Bart: But what's really amazing is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen.
Lisa: Yeah, Dad was right.
Homer: I know kids. I'm scared too.

 

[Run n Spread]

Snake My car. Screw the honour system.
Opens the gate then walks out

 

[Run n Spread]

Mr Burns Mm-hmm. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself

Homer Mr Burns I insist we cheat

Mr Burns Excellent

 

[Run n Spread]

 

[Kram]

Uuuh, so uh, n-nice store. Uuuh. When I was a kid this used to be a pet store. Ahah. Yeah. Right over there against that wall was the cutest little..

Get in the corner!

Hey dad, can we get this? Please?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I have had it up to here with this school. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, UGLY children!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Oh no! Not again!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Homer? Who is Homer?! My name is Guy Incognito

 

[Kram]

I know they seem a little uncomfortable right now, but eventually your bones will change shape.

I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.